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If someone you're dating asks ......

more like a nightmare.
Jesus.
Shouldn't Menty post a warning before exhibiting that horror?
Laker Girl called it:Fuggly!

which explains his pathetic need to post at TK in an attempt to garner even some negative attention. - Any attention will be more than his horrified parents could stand to give him.

Trouble is, he's both hideous AND boring.
 
curiousa2z said:
more like a nightmare.
Jesus.
Shouldn't Menty post a warning before exhibiting that horror?
Laker Girl called it:Fuggly!

which explains his pathetic need to post at TK in an attempt to garner even some negative attention. - Any attention will be more than his horrified parents could stand to give him.

Trouble is, he's both hideous AND boring.
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*yawns then waves a grand dismissal*
 
geedis said:
A hand full of ass is plenty.
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JACK is far more than a handful. He never goes out to see movies at the theatres for the simple fact the seats are far too narrow for his fat ass. Visit his mommy's home where he lives. Note the lack of chairs in the basement? One may find only a king-size bed to contain his disgusting girth and one extremely large couch. JACK has not sat down upon a single chair since he was perhaps the age of 5.
 
geedis said:
A hand full of ass is plenty.
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SaintLucifer said:
JACK is far more than a handful. He never goes out to see movies at the theatres for the simple fact the seats are far too narrow for his fat ass. Visit his mommy's home where he lives. Note the lack of chairs in the basement? One may find only a king-size bed to contain his disgusting girth and one extremely large couch. JACK has not sat down upon a single chair since he was perhaps the age of 5.
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A hand full of ass IS more than plenty. ^^What was THAT! all about^^? Are those granny panties too tight?
 
geedis said:
A hand full of ass IS more than plenty. ^^What was THAT! all about^^? Are those granny panties too tight?
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Sweetie? Granny panties are not large enough to handle this schlong so I doubt that very much. I require my underwear to be specially-made in order that they may handle my huge dong.
 
So Lucy, what's up with this pic? Were you having some sort of romantic epiphany?

How embarrasssing, indeed.
 
geedis said:
the number of people you have "been with" (i.e. had sexual relations) before them, do you usually report?

  1. More then double the actual number (example: reality says 5, so you say12)
  2. Just slightly higher then the actual number (example: reality says 3, so you say 5)
  3. The Actual Number (The True Numbers...no Fudging)
  4. Slightly lower then the actual number (example: reality says 5, so you say 3)
  5. More then half the actual number (example: reality says 12, so you say 5)
  6. I won't share because it's none of their business
  7. I won't share because the truth is way to embarrassing
  8. I won't share because they will run screaming out my door

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I tell them "a lot." If they want something more concrete, I give them my best estimate and admit that I lost count a long time ago.
 
jack said:
Yeah, what's up with all this riffing of other's styles? :bigass:
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I need not 'riff' anyone's style. They do that all on their own. Stupidity reigns on this site when I am not here.
 
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