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If this thread reaches 20 posts I'll pose naked for a picture

Number 20. Get posing eloisel!

Edit: fuck yub posts too fast. I type too slow.
 
Okay. I'm naked right now.
 
And, I'm posed for a picture.
 
*mental snap photo*

*mental photo snap*
 
Have you lost interest in me eloisel becuase you know of my porn habits? LOL lost interest-as if there were interest. Maybe just a little bit huh? I already have lessened the amount of porn videos and pictures I look at anyway. He asked me too-do I look at porn? LOL. Um.....well.........

I make special exceptions in your case.
 
Oh I love you eloisel. I love you a lot.
 
are you naked? Were you naked? I bet you weren't! But I bet you want to be. Just kidding, maybe you were. How did you pose? Come on. You have to at least do a good pose, you can't just sit there. Be daring! Do something bold and exciting!
 
See, Conchaga should've done it this way. Excitement generated, a little tease, females touching nipples, and it is still Friday night. He could've done been naked and on to something else.
 
I KNOW RIGHT! Leave it to the women to do it right!
 
Wait, did you say you are touching your nipples?
 
You did say you were touching your nipples, didn't you?
 
I was on the back of a 4 wheeler today with my girlfriend. I wanted to wrap my arms around her and yeah nvm. It just can't happen right now.
 
The vibrations were nice tho. And I did put my hand on her leg.
 
are you naked? Were you naked? I bet you weren't! But I bet you want to be. Just kidding, maybe you were. How did you pose? Come on. You have to at least do a good pose, you can't just sit there. Be daring! Do something bold and exciting!

Actually, I was naked. I am getting ready to go to bed. Got to get up early and work on the yard before it gets too hot outside.

How was I posed? Well, that is something I'll never tell but it was definitely not lady like. And, I wasn't sitting on any furniture because, you know, I was naked!
 
no teddy bears painted over my breasts and stomach.

Oh course not. I'm picturing penis headed snakes slithering betwixt your breasts and a spider monkey fondling your pussy.
 
*blink*
 
I apologize I could not stay for the party.
 
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