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I'm born again.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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My head has been so screwed up of late with all this religious/scientific discussion and through it all I have come to the realization that I've been looking for God again and I've found Him. Call it an epiphany of nothing less than the salvation of my soul.

I'm Christian again.
 
Till around tea time. I want to give Scientology a crack after that. Xenu is sooo asking for it that worthless Ming wannabee bastard!
 
So if you're born again till tea time, do you die or crawl back into the vulgar vagina of agnosticism?

Tom Cruise has scientology all wrapped up; unless you wanna try to outdo his hysteria.
 
I'm Edge again.
 
Mentalist said:
Till around tea time. I want to give Scientology a crack after that. Xenu is sooo asking for it that worthless Ming wannabee bastard!
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I thought you were serious for a minute. I was gonna karma your first post in this thread. Well not now. Bad Menty! No Karma for you!
 
A few old Jehovah Witness ladies came to my door early yesterday morning. As soon as I opened the door they could tell that they had dragged me out of bed to answer the doorbell. Before they got three words out, I thumbed toward the front door and said "GO!"

Religion is fine as long as it doesn't interfere with my sleepy time.
 
Jesus will forgiveth this trespass.
 
I WAS A CHRISTIAN ONCE, BUT I GOT IT ALL WRONG WHEN I MAULED A LION (CHRIS JERICHO).
 
I keep thinking the title to this thread is I'm bored again
 
Boredom and Christianity are brothers.
 
Mentalist said:
My head has been so screwed up of late with all this religious/scientific discussion and through it all I have come to the realization that I've been looking for God again and I've found Him. Call it an epiphany of nothing less than the salvation of my soul.

I'm Christian again.
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Nice avatar!
 
Mentalist said:
My head has been so screwed up of late with all this religious/scientific discussion and through it all I have come to the realization that I've been looking for God again and I've found Him. Call it an epiphany of nothing less than the salvation of my soul.

I'm Christian again.
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You poor deluded bastard!:(
 
You're a tiger, grr!
 
LOL damn you!?!?!!?
 
I'm starting to worry that the sarcasm of this thread hasn't translated very well!
 
HELP ME HITLER
 
FIND ME A FISH!
 
Mentalist said:
I'm starting to worry that the sarcasm of this thread hasn't translated very well!
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I don't get it.
 
I'm not Christian.
 
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