I'm Captain Obvious.

[Captain Obvious]

Well then it's not very obvious, is it?

Not everything is, obviously.

 

[Anubis]

Can you give me a clue as to what it obviously must be?

 

[Anubis]

Not everything is, Obviously.

No, not obviously, as you didn't state that, obviously.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Well obviously it all means; my mother was a hooker, my father her pimp. I was raised by weasels and I hate Jesus.

 

[Captain Obvious]

No, not obviously, as you didn't state that, obviously.

Ahh, touché.

 

[Anubis]

Well obviously it all means; my mother was a hooker, my father her pimp. I was raised by weasels and I hate Jesus.

:gagh:

 

[Captain Obvious]

:gagh:

Please sir. Condolences are not necessary.

 

[Anubis]

You mean it's true?

 

[Captain Obvious]

No, none of it's true.

 

[Anubis]

You realize I've kept your tired self posting for over an hour?

 

[Anubis]

nite nite

 

[Captain Obvious]

You realize I've kept your tired self posting for over an hour?

Indeed, and only ten minutes left before my hearty meal is to be taken from the furnace.

 

[JonathonWally]

where's Clucky when you need him?

 

[Captain Obvious]

What is this "Clucky", that you speak of?

 

[TheResurrect0r]

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS I OFFER AN ALLIANCE

 

[SilentBtViolent]

If you duals start making out, that's kinda gross.

It's like, does a clone's clone have a soul?

 

[Anubis]

I'll give you karma if you promise you won't entertain these idiots.