I'M ENGAGED!!!!

[J&L Massacres]

Believe me when I say, you really do not want to see that...

 

[Loktar]

I WANT KITTY TO POST NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF SLAPPING A POLICEMAN ON THE BACKSIDE WITH A FRESH BLUEFIN TUNA WHILE SOMEONE IN A BATMAN COSTUME POURS MAPLE SYRUP DOWN HER BACK WITH ONE HAND [FROM A MING VASE, NO LESS] AND MASSAGES IT INTO HER BUTTCHEEKS WITH THE OTHER. THIS PICTURE MUST BE TAKEN BY GARY COLEMAN AND POSTED HERE IN EVERY THREAD WHICH HAS A THREAD TITLE THAT BEGINS WITH A K BUT ALSO BE THE ALBUM COVER TO A COLLECTION OF QUEEN SONGS SUNG BY A BARBERSHOP QUARTET! AND WHEN I SEE THIS PICTURE I WILL COMMENT ON IT WITH JUST ONE WORD THAT I WILL POST IN BIG ORANGE LETTERS.

AND THAT WORD WILL BE.........SHOCKODOOBIE!.

Make it a Superman costume and I'll do it.:bigass: