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I'm Going
- Thread starter Mirah
- Start date
Loktar
Internet God
On a weekday? My aunt used to go to daily Mass but she was a Nun.
(or is it a non Mass event like potluck dinner/bingo/other?)
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
You go to church?? Bwaaaahhhhhaaaaaa! What a loser. You not only read the fairy tales, but you believe them too. How stupid can one get? Pretty stupid in your case.
Hey, bitch, I need to cross Lake Ontario, so I am going to part it as your beloved Moses did the Red Sea.
Bwaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Fucking moron.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Your aunt was a nun? Gee, I would never have guessed. Stupidity runs in the family. Your aunt tossed aside her life in the belief of a fairy tale. That explains you having the 'retard' gene in the family.
Psst, I spoke to God last night, and He told me that you are a complete dumbass, that He could do nothing about it.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Psst, I spoke to God last night too. He told me that you are a complete dumbass. I asked him if he could make you less dumb. He said he could but asked me, "where would be the fun in that?" I had to agree with him. He's God, you know.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Why are you going to church?
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
I seem to have you following around like the good little 'ol skank you are. Leading you by the hair from your nose it seems. Be a good little bitch and fetch me a beer, then return to the old folk's home, yes dear? I OWN your bitch ass. The sooner you accept the truth, the better. Feel free to keep sniffing my asshole and biting my ankle like a good little whore, however aged you may be.
Mirah
I love you
Lent.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Eloise is asking because she is a JEW, a ####. She does not go to church. She visits the synagogue. One day, I plan to make a lamp out of her, AFTER preparing her in my oven.
Loktar
Internet God
Me too(But only on Sundays or Saturdays. I hope to continue going to church even after Lent though.
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jack
The Legendary Troll King
Another excuse to get on her knees?
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I'll come with you, you bitch, but you never invite me.
Mirah
I love you
Loktar
Internet God
I already gave up soda for Lent, and Church once a week is plenty. Thanks anyway.
dogbert
King of Sarcasm
Na, I just came back from Landover Baptist website. I feel holy enough for now.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
This thread is full of crazed, religious fruitcakes. You are all the type to fly Boeings into tall buildings full of innocent people, all in the name of a myth. You all need to have your heads examined, then be put away for life. You are all one of the reasons why I miss the Soviets. They never tolerated your bullshit. You even begin to display prayer there, you were shot between the eyes. Ah, the good ol' days.