I'm Leaving TK forever (FOR REAL!)

[SilentBtViolent]

NO YOU PEOPLE ARE NASTY I HATE YOU ASIANS!

Oh wait you meant us in the minefield not us white people.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've left TK forever twice so far, so third times the charm.

Bye all you fucking fucks. I'll laugh at your geekiness while I sip from the chalice of REAL LIFE.

You're so needy Sally Struthers would break a sandwich in half for you.

*throws a peanut*

 

[BlazerBoy]

Damn you fucking white people. You should all move back to IRELAND where those damn fucking Indians got you from before you were enslaved and brought over here.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Books a flight to Dublin* I"M SO THERE HONKY!!!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I can't help it that I'm good at managing people and sitting in an office all day.

It's like you people trying to be bad at Math.

 

[BlazerBoy]

FUCKING DRUNKEN WANNABE-VIKING SAVAGES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE IRISH SAVED CIVILIZATION...AND WE'RE SORRY!!!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

You should be OMG YOU SAVED TEH WRONG CIVILIZATION!!! YOU MAYBE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT SAVING THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY GAVE A FUCK ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, STUPID IRISH BASTARDS OMG YOUR DRUNKEN WHISKEY LACK OF FORESIGHT HAS DOOMED US ALL!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

....and try taking a FUCKING Bath at least once a week. We need another potato famine to wipe the WHOLE hemisphere out again.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY MY COPY OF FINNEGAN'S WAKE AND MY BOTTLE OF JAMESONS AND MY DICK FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS, NONIRISH KUH-NIGGITS!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Mentalist would understand me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I MISS HIM TOO. And I really feel bad.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Is he really gone? I got the impression he's just going out of town for Christmas or something.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Maybe he'll come moonwalking back in here tommorow like noting happened?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He'll be back. But I still felt bad, mostly because he posted indicating that I had pissed him off, and since I wasn't in the room with him, fighting my urges, I couldn't see his face to indicate if he was serious or not.

He keeps sending back all the webcams I send him, too. You think he's trying to tell me something?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I dunno he prolly is mad but aren't we all cranky today? I thought it was the moon or something.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I wouldn't be have as pissed off if someone would moon me. I'm...horny.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only if you promise to poop in a diaper and let me clean it up.













OK, I had to barf after I wrote that.

I can't compete with that.

 

[Mentalist]

Do the Barf man!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You're a total cunt. I adore you IN THE SENSE THAT I DON'T.

Me = PWNED.