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ScrotusRex said:
So my little friend you come to us with an air of mystery? I like this. you must be a character. heheh Welcome to TK ok I will "just imagine" you found us through Google ok maybe you will make it onto my DOPES list. We'll se ok I am happy to make your acquaintance my little friend... that is all
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"Come to us..."? Who the fuck is us, Scrotum? You consider yourself a TKer? Think again, bub.

So Sarek pwned the ever-loving shit outta you over the winter and now you love him? Try and explain that. Or try and punctuate.
 
DemonofJuly said:
So I can't threaten to stab people who piss me off a wee bit?
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Kitchen knives are in the Tea Room. But I reserve the right to change your user title to Mr. Stabby if you go crazy with it. ;)

Oh well, I'm more annoying than any of you will be.
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Well, that settles it, you're not a dual. If you were, you'd already know that's impossible.

Welcome, nEWbmeat, a whole new WORLD of annoyance awaits you. :sarek:
 
DemonofJuly said:
So how much flamage should I expect for comitting the attrocious act of being new? All I'll say about me is that I'm insane, and that I advocate insanity as a valid viewpoint.
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Who gives a shit if you are new? Does this mean I should make you suck my cock in order to determine if you are worthy? Alright. Get to sucking.
 
ScrotusRex said:
Sarek, my little friend what is your fucking problem... you little BASTARD you are always causing problems!!!!!!!!!! That is why I love you.
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Welcome... One word of caution. Do what you can to not be on the dope list. Thats the last place you would want to be at.


Peace out,
Nacchi's Revenge
 
Lucy's got a big schlong, btw.

And welcome. What's your name mean? And is your schlong bigger than Lucy's? You could do the Luke/Darth I am your father thing if so...
 
ScrotusRex said:
Sarek, my little friend what is your fucking problem... you little BASTARD you are always causing problems!!!!!!!!!! That is why I love you.
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SCROTUMBREATH? Are you perhaps in love with SAREK? Do you both have something going on behind our backs. Oopsy. Wrong question to ask in front of two faggots. One should never show either of these two faggots their 'backs'.
 
DemonofJuly said:
So how much flamage should I expect for comitting the attrocious act of being new? All I'll say about me is that I'm insane, and that I advocate insanity as a valid viewpoint.
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*ROTFLMAO @ 'attrocious' & 'comitting'* This is MESSENGER's dual. One can tell but the fucking moronic spelling.
 
SaintLucifer said:
*ROTFLMAO @ 'attrocious' & 'comitting'* This is MESSENGER's dual. One can tell but the fucking moronic spelling.
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It's "by the fucking moronic spelling" you moron.
 
Sarek said:
It's "by the fucking moronic spelling" you moron.
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Quite a difference between typos and spelling errors. As I have stated before, I type faster and in far greater quantities than your collective asses do COMBINED. I just got out of work not too long ago. I have been typing since 9:00 a.m. this morning you piece-of-shit. When you can type as often and as quickly as I can, then we shall talk.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Quite a difference between typos and spelling errors. As I have stated before, I type faster and in far greater quantities than your collective asses do COMBINED.
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O RLY?
 
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