I'm not a man

[CaptainWacky]

so what the fuck am I?

 

[Gagh]

A muddled young man?

 

[Mentalist]

so what the fuck am I?

GO OUT AND NUT SOMEBODY AND STROLL INTO A BAR ORDER A PINT OF BITTER AND DRINK IT IN ONE GULP THEN THROW IT AT THE BARMAID. SPEND A NIGHT IN THE CELLS AND THEN RETURN HOME AND TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.


GAURANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER... AND MORE MALE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd never do that nor want to.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Good use of "nor" there.

 

[Mentalist]

I'd never do that nor want to.

Therin lies the problem

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thanks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Therin lies the problem

Why is it a problem when I don't find those things fun (ignore the fact that I don't find antyhing fun for a moment) nor (there goes that word again!) am physically albe to do those things? BANG BANG!

 

[Mentalist]

Why are you not able to physically do those things? And really, I was joking (obviously) but going and, I dunno like, doing stuff is good and shit. It may be fun, you never know.

Have you ever gone to the pub got yourself a pint and played a game of pool?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Unless you mean with friends when I was in college because it was better than going to class, yes. But I didn't play pool.

 

[Mentalist]

And, your friends from college, where are they now? I find it REALLY difficult to believe you have no friends.

 

[Black Feathers]

Why is it a problem when I don't find those things fun (ignore the fact that I don't find antyhing fun for a moment) nor (there goes that word again!) am physically albe to do those things? BANG BANG!

What do you mean not physically able to so?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHat do you fucking thing kI mea

 

[Black Feathers]

I'm not certain. Are you physically handicapped?

Did you mean emotionally or mentally?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love pool, also darts, shuffleboard, bocce, poker, all the old man/pub/club sports.

Being raised in VFW, American Legion and Knights of Columbus halls will do that to a kid.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm clumsy.

 

[Black Feathers]

^That's okay. It's not like that's your fault.

 

[Mentalist]

I love pool, also darts, shuffleboard, bocce, poker, all the old man/pub/club sports.

Being raised in VFW, American Legion and Knights of Columbus halls will do that to a kid.

Me too, I love to play pub games, drink a pint and talk crap at my mates. That usually equals a good day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe I'm Jennifer Lopez.