I'M SPAMMING THE MINE FIELD ON CHRISTMAS DAY

[Dr Dave]

I ATE CHRISTMAS AND IT WAS DELICIOUS. Now I can't move, but I really want to go put on some stretchy pants.

Get Boogie to drag you!

 

[Cassie]

I'm wearing my Winnie the Pooh pajama pants now. I CAN BREATHE.

 

[Dr Dave]

You could not breath before?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I watched some Japanese women's wrestling and may watch more.

 

[Cassie]

 

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[Mirah]

I ATE CHRISTMAS AND IT WAS DELICIOUS. Now I can't move, but I really want to go put on some stretchy pants.

I have been trying to convince myself to walk off all my food, but I haven't done so yet. I am now properly dressed for it however.

 

[Mirah]

It's beer o' clock!

There isn't enough beer in this town for one person!

 

[Dr Dave]

Somebody should fix that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So if you call Santa Claus "FAther Christmas" what do you call his wife? She always gets called "Mrs Claus", but the Father Christmas people REFUsE to say "Claus" so what the fuck do they call her? Mrs Christmas? MOTHER Christmas? Never heard either of those things.

Of course, I just call her Angela.

 

[Cassie]

SHE IS THE OG WINTER QUEEN.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TAKE THAT, GOLDIE HAWN!

 

[Mirah]

I wore a red silky skirt for work on Christmas eve and one of my co-workers said, "That reminds me of something Mrs. Clasue would wear"
That didn't sound like a compliment! But maybe it was, or maybe it wasn't either.
I said, "Mrs Clause?!" In an annoyed voice and she said, "Well yeah, just because its red....blah blah blah" I can't remember what else she said!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Probably "i bET you roDE a REINDEER HERE LOL."

 

[Mirah]

I did!

 

[Dr Dave]

I avoid wearing red because of Star Trek.

 

[Loktar]

I avoid wearing red because of Star Trek.

I have 3 red shirts because I like to tempt fate.

 

[Mirah]

Indeed.

 

[Dr Dave]

That is between you and your god.