Imagine how much better life would be if you didn't have to pee

[Fuddlemiff]

Speaking of dinosaurs, I think they only had one hole, like birds do.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nature finds a way.

 

[FBI parte due]

I apologize for my 4 AM drunken shitposts.

 

[headvoid]

I like the process of urination. If it was bad, why do we make MINI ORGASM sound sometimes when we do it?

Last night I was drunk and made an Andy Murray face when I peed. Surely that shows that weeing is a CHAMPIONS activity.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm still waiting to find out what Americans call it when you sleep late on a day off work.

 

[The Question]

Nights out drinking would be much better without having to stand next to a stranger in the toilet in two inches of piss, and you would never have to miss anything in the middle of a film.

That's why when you go into the theater, stop by the concession stand first and buy yourself a large fountain drink. And ask for two cups. When they ask what the second one is for, you tell 'em, "Well, after I drink it, it's still gonna GO somewhere!"

 

[The Question]

I'm still waiting to find out what Americans call it when you sleep late on a day off work.

Tradition.

We call it tradition.

 

[Loktar]

That's why when you go into the theater, stop by the concession stand first and buy yourself a large fountain drink. And ask for two cups. When they ask what the second one is for, you tell 'em, "Well, after I drink it, it's still gonna GO somewhere!"

I always thought the second cup was for the "butter"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm still waiting to find out what Americans call it when you sleep late on a day off work.

It's what normally happens, so we don't have a special name for it. We're lazy, y'see.

 

[jack]

I'm still waiting to find out what Americans call it when you sleep late on a day off work.

No call, no show.

 

[jack]

That's why when you go into the theater, stop by the concession stand first and buy yourself a large fountain drink. And ask for two cups. When they ask what the second one is for, you tell 'em, "Well, after I drink it, it's still gonna GO somewhere!"

I'd ROTFLMAO at that quip, but it would probably spark a discussion about whether or not the comment was worthy of that response or not. But it was that funny imo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you sweat a lot, you don't have to pee as much. So I should do some sweaty activities (running from the police.)