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In the Summer Time?
- Thread starter Mentalist
- Start date
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
MY GEESE HONKS BRING ALL THE GEESE TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE ALL DUCKS ARE GOOD FOR IS DUCK FAT LARD.
(Just kidding, Dr Dave(and Cassie). Please don't hurt me.)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
New rule: I have to watch this every year when bumping the thread
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
^Watched it. Why was he expecting it to be hot!
I'm not going to list all the Mine Fielders who don't post anymore, because I don't want them to feel bad when they come back (lol) and see this thread. SEE, I'VE MATURED. I just miss people! Sorry! I have autism! It's a real thing, look it up! Like when Data said his mental pathways had grown accustomed to Geordi's presence or wahtever, that's like me but with people (on a message boiard.) I KNOW people have lives and families and go to other countries and stuff, that's cool! And maybe don't have computers anymore and find the board hard to navigate on their HOLOGRAPHIC PHONES. Or just think they don't have anything to post about because they don't watch tv shows anymore (they do though! I'd read their posts!) And MAYBE a small part of it is they sometimes see me posting about how they don't post anymore and think "I can't be FUCKED explaing myself to Wacky" and don't post anymore, oops, I've done it again, I've literally done the thing I said I wasn't going to do while doing that thing. And that is a thing that only exists in my mind.
But no I just miss everything I'm not trying to make you feel bad. I'm not going to say "so this is how the Mine Field ends..." and follow it with this clip...
I'M NOT DOING THAT.
maybe I should say their names so they know they stillmean something to me nah they know who they are (it's FILTHYRECWHORE)
It's actually really impressive that the board is still here, if you think about it. When I say "the board" I just mean "the MF" because I don't know how anyone could give a fuck about the rest of it. But I mean look at what the MF is: a niche subsection of a fucking early 2000s "TROLL BOARD" that's compmletely irrelevant to everything in the world. Is it because I weaponised nostalgia and launched it as a missile directly into Menty's heart? Maybe! But it's cool. It's good. I'll keep posting here. Maybe they'll alalflnajsalkdfblkjs fefd
not typing
why did the "SUMEMR TIME" thread become me commenting on the current state of the MF every year
I saw furiosa today it was good maybe someone other than me and whisky could reply to the movie thread sometime? I bet other people watch movies!
Do I always give a female celebrity update here? It's Dafne Keen this summer. Kiernan has dropped, not going to lie. Not her fault, I just change all the time (in a female celebrity liking way...but not other way.) Anya Taylor-Joy is fucking great too. Elle Fanning is a beautiful princess of love. Of course they're all real people and I shouldn't fucking put them on such a ridiculous pedestal that NOBODY could live up to. EXCEPT NATALIE, WHO IS THE SECRET BEST OF ALL TIME. But yeah I basically get through the year in order to write a 2024 list and, most importantly, update the Wacky Hot One Hundred. It means something! (It doesn't really.)
((It's not about sex lol I don't even think about sex or maybe I do but in a weird fucking way I don't know.))
IN THE SUMMER TIME, I DRANK SOME WINE, I DIDN'T REALLY, I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE WINE, IN THE SUMER TIME, I TOLD LIES I TOLD LIES I TOLD LIES ABOUT DRINKING WINE. IN THE SUMMER TIME, WHO CAN REMEMBER HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE NIKKI GRAHAME, PRINCE PHILIP, ANGELA LANSBURY AND RIK MAYALL DIED ANYMORE.
I should have waited to bump this thread when I was in the mood to post FUNNY WACKY THINGS I'm definitely not in that mood right now lol bonc.
Why the fuck did I think it was a good idea to post this at midnight on a Sunday.
Then again,my posts don't get any better tha this now.
I was going to write a new Cat Cleaners but I can't even get my brain in the Cat Cleaners zone (also I was going to make it a dark sci-fi epic lol.)
I should update Wacky Ranks The MCU as I watched Winter Solider (it's good!) but writing the psots takes too long but then I don't do anything better with the time DO I and maybe someone would read it.
should i go back an delete the part about missing people is it too needy NAH have to be HONEST WACKY
I could bump the thread at again at the end of July once I work out a FUNNY SONG PARODY in my mind
DOCTOR WHO IS BLACK NOW WTF WHAT NEXT A WOMAN DOCTOR!?!?!?!?!
DID YOU HEAR THAT THEY REBOOTED A CARTOON FROM THE EIGHTIES BUT CHANGED SOME SMALL ASPECT OF IT TO BETTER SUIT 2024 WTF IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE AIMING IT AT CHILIDREN TODAY AND NOT MIDDLE AGED MEN LIKE ME
I say as I look over at my shelves with all the Star Wars and Transformers figure on them.
Hope The Acolyte is good.
I should go back and read the last post in the therad really
House of The Dragon comign up too, controversial opinion: Olivia Cooke > Milly Alcock
WOW CAN YOU BELIEV ETHAT CONTROVERSIAL OPIOION THERE TREATING WOMEN LIKE OBJECTS WHAT A HOOT HOW ABOUT TALKING ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE SHOW YOU FUCKING NOSESTAIN
owls!
I miss USERNAME28
fallout was good i've never played the game si'm playing paper mario again i basically love it and want to live inside it
were there any other good tv shows this year meh not really!
anyway
I'll decide if I post a funny update at the end of July
but until then
keep it sneezey!
I'm not going to list all the Mine Fielders who don't post anymore, because I don't want them to feel bad when they come back (lol) and see this thread. SEE, I'VE MATURED. I just miss people! Sorry! I have autism! It's a real thing, look it up! Like when Data said his mental pathways had grown accustomed to Geordi's presence or wahtever, that's like me but with people (on a message boiard.) I KNOW people have lives and families and go to other countries and stuff, that's cool! And maybe don't have computers anymore and find the board hard to navigate on their HOLOGRAPHIC PHONES. Or just think they don't have anything to post about because they don't watch tv shows anymore (they do though! I'd read their posts!) And MAYBE a small part of it is they sometimes see me posting about how they don't post anymore and think "I can't be FUCKED explaing myself to Wacky" and don't post anymore, oops, I've done it again, I've literally done the thing I said I wasn't going to do while doing that thing. And that is a thing that only exists in my mind.
But no I just miss everything I'm not trying to make you feel bad. I'm not going to say "so this is how the Mine Field ends..." and follow it with this clip...
I'M NOT DOING THAT.
maybe I should say their names so they know they stillmean something to me nah they know who they are (it's FILTHYRECWHORE)
It's actually really impressive that the board is still here, if you think about it. When I say "the board" I just mean "the MF" because I don't know how anyone could give a fuck about the rest of it. But I mean look at what the MF is: a niche subsection of a fucking early 2000s "TROLL BOARD" that's compmletely irrelevant to everything in the world. Is it because I weaponised nostalgia and launched it as a missile directly into Menty's heart? Maybe! But it's cool. It's good. I'll keep posting here. Maybe they'll alalflnajsalkdfblkjs fefd
not typing
why did the "SUMEMR TIME" thread become me commenting on the current state of the MF every year
I saw furiosa today it was good maybe someone other than me and whisky could reply to the movie thread sometime? I bet other people watch movies!
Do I always give a female celebrity update here? It's Dafne Keen this summer. Kiernan has dropped, not going to lie. Not her fault, I just change all the time (in a female celebrity liking way...but not other way.) Anya Taylor-Joy is fucking great too. Elle Fanning is a beautiful princess of love. Of course they're all real people and I shouldn't fucking put them on such a ridiculous pedestal that NOBODY could live up to. EXCEPT NATALIE, WHO IS THE SECRET BEST OF ALL TIME. But yeah I basically get through the year in order to write a 2024 list and, most importantly, update the Wacky Hot One Hundred. It means something! (It doesn't really.)
((It's not about sex lol I don't even think about sex or maybe I do but in a weird fucking way I don't know.))
IN THE SUMMER TIME, I DRANK SOME WINE, I DIDN'T REALLY, I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE WINE, IN THE SUMER TIME, I TOLD LIES I TOLD LIES I TOLD LIES ABOUT DRINKING WINE. IN THE SUMMER TIME, WHO CAN REMEMBER HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE NIKKI GRAHAME, PRINCE PHILIP, ANGELA LANSBURY AND RIK MAYALL DIED ANYMORE.
I should have waited to bump this thread when I was in the mood to post FUNNY WACKY THINGS I'm definitely not in that mood right now lol bonc.
Why the fuck did I think it was a good idea to post this at midnight on a Sunday.
Then again,my posts don't get any better tha this now.
I was going to write a new Cat Cleaners but I can't even get my brain in the Cat Cleaners zone (also I was going to make it a dark sci-fi epic lol.)
I should update Wacky Ranks The MCU as I watched Winter Solider (it's good!) but writing the psots takes too long but then I don't do anything better with the time DO I and maybe someone would read it.
should i go back an delete the part about missing people is it too needy NAH have to be HONEST WACKY
I could bump the thread at again at the end of July once I work out a FUNNY SONG PARODY in my mind
DOCTOR WHO IS BLACK NOW WTF WHAT NEXT A WOMAN DOCTOR!?!?!?!?!
DID YOU HEAR THAT THEY REBOOTED A CARTOON FROM THE EIGHTIES BUT CHANGED SOME SMALL ASPECT OF IT TO BETTER SUIT 2024 WTF IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE AIMING IT AT CHILIDREN TODAY AND NOT MIDDLE AGED MEN LIKE ME
I say as I look over at my shelves with all the Star Wars and Transformers figure on them.
Hope The Acolyte is good.
I should go back and read the last post in the therad really
House of The Dragon comign up too, controversial opinion: Olivia Cooke > Milly Alcock
WOW CAN YOU BELIEV ETHAT CONTROVERSIAL OPIOION THERE TREATING WOMEN LIKE OBJECTS WHAT A HOOT HOW ABOUT TALKING ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE SHOW YOU FUCKING NOSESTAIN
owls!
I miss USERNAME28
fallout was good i've never played the game si'm playing paper mario again i basically love it and want to live inside it
were there any other good tv shows this year meh not really!
anyway
I'll decide if I post a funny update at the end of July
but until then
keep it sneezey!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'm amazing that I'm so self-centred that I manage to turns Menty's fun song parody thread into yet another meditation on the possibly imagined slow death of the Mine Field/definitely not imagined slow death of my brain.
GET OVER YOURSELF.
GET OVER YOURSELF.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
To watch Cocaine Bear is to be alone.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I love Elizabeth Banks, but knowing some of the films she's directed makes me not want to be in a room alone with her.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
To expand: I remember when I was a child and I was friends with the other boys who lived on my street. I think it was very easy to have friends as a child, even for me: you just had to live on the same street as another boy and be willing to play that NES ice hockey game with them. Maybe my mum asked their mum to ask the son to make friends with me behind my back too, I don't know. Either way, it wasn't so bad. I had friends. Maybe I wasn't exactly the same as them and there was a lot of masking going on (no maybe about it, there definitely was.) But yeah, I liked them and inevitably some of them would move to other streets. I struggled with this. I remember asking one if he'd come back to visit us on the street sometime and he was like "why would I do that?" I remember suggesting we have a STREET REUNION one day which I didn't think was a real thing. Funnily enough I saw a flyer or something once a couple of years ago for another street near here with a date for a STRET REUNION they were having. WASN'T SUCH A CRAZY IDEA. Anyway, obivously that never happened with my street and won't now: I doubt I'd even recognise someone I haven't seen since childhood. I certainly wouldn't attend a STREET REUNION. I can't say I really still miss those geographic convenience friends. My friends from high school who didn't just live near me? Yeah, I miss them a bit still. Wouldn't ever meet up with them in my current condition though. Maybe if I was to become the immortal Godkingd of the universe (I will one day!) But not until then.
BUT I WOULD definitely recognise returning Mine Fielders and it would temporarily reduce my autism symptoms to see them here. This isn't really an attempt at emotional blackmail: they're not here so won't be reading this anyway. It's just further commentary on the above. I don't know. I feel like this thread is now the metatextual thread where I comment on the state of the Mine Field while simultaneously contributing to it. I'm just like Deadpool (GAY SEX LOL.) Then I worry that me saying I miss people is why they don't come here (it's not, it's because they have lives) and the cycle begins anew.
Oops I said I'd make a "funny" post at the end of July and this isn't funny.
Next year's wil lbe even more depressing so at least try to get some enjoyment out of this one.
Do you ever think about your nipples? Like REALLY think about them?
I did finish the Winter Soldier post but now I need to finish the Guardians of the Galaxy post (nobody reads it anyway.)
Should I do a Joe Biden and stpe down, allowing the MF to die?
Twenty years since the first episode of Lost this September. Here's a scary fact for you: on that date the present day will be further away from the first episode of Lost than the first episode of Lost was from the end of World War 2. Scary, right!?
Not true at all but you had to think about it for a moment. Scary, right!?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Nipples are my thing. Guys who have never connected with their nipples are really missing out. Same with the prostate.
DON'T STEP DOWN
DON'T STEP DOWN
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
We should all meet up and play with our nipples and prostates together (consensually) but also live stream it on every tv station in the world so that the missing Mine Fielders witness our mass orgy and either join in or at least return to the board to post "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?"