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Shatna said:
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No idea what to make of this.

ROTFLMAO
 
Yeah, I'm sure if I ever met LG IRL, we'd burst out of our clothes and start fuckin' on the floor. That's a GIVEN. Good job!

Now...why isn't Caitriona givin' you a hummer on top of the pool table??
 
*Exchanges glance with BDM, we shake heads in tandem. Abruptly smile innocently when jack looks towards us again.*
 
Why do I always come off as having blonde hair? My hair is light brown with blonde highlights. But yeah, that's exactly what I look like when I'm having sex.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Why do I always come off as having blonde hair? My hair is light brown with blonde highlights.

When I selected your Sim I couldn't find one that looked exactly like you, so I went for someone blonde and pretty. Best I could do. On the other hand, I did find one with a Playboy bunny costume.

But yeah, that's exactly what I look like when I'm having sex.

I like knowing that. :D
 
^^Ooooh, that's freaky!! How'd you know about the brownies?! Don't make me interrogate you like a Russian spy!!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
Now...why isn't Caitriona givin' you a hummer on top of the pool table??

Because I have my priorities straight. First, I take all your money beating you at pool. Then, I bestow favors on my creator. :D


[VERY nice work Shatna, I love it all, especialy my outfit and putting me doing my second favorite thing in the world. :D]
 
Caitriona said:
Because I have my priorities straight. First, I take all your money beating you at pool. Then, I bestow favors on my creator. :D


[VERY nice work Shatna, I love it all, especialy my outfit and putting me doing my second favorite thing in the world. :D]

Yeah, you'd beat me at pool, guaranteed.

BUT I'D KICK YOUR ASS ON THE GOLF COURSE, TOOTS!!
 
This is amazing Shatna.

I know I didn't make the cut because I'm a n00b but even at some point in the future, I won't be in this kind of thing because we all know that the default "Balki" dude on the Sims has his eyes set a little too far apart to be realistic.

Also Cait I might not be able to beat you at either pool or golf, but get on your knees and I will beat you














in a high jump contest.
 
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