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In this thread Rommie EXPLAINS IT ALL!

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Step right up and aks your queries, kids! Let Rommie amaze and astound you with his knowledge of barnyard animals and backyard wrestling trivia!
 
Well I'm not sure about the Barnyard Animals, but I do know a thing or two about Pro Wrestling. :D
 
can you get pregnant from kissing?
 
Miranda said:
can you get pregnant from kissing?
Well, Lord Flasheart called a girl 'Darling' one time, and she was pregnant 20 seconds later. So stranger things have happened. ;)
 
can guys tell when women fake orgasms?
 
Miranda said:
can guys tell when women fake orgasms?
If there's no creampie, it's easy to tell.
 
well, you sure didn't notice last night..
 
Miranda said:
well, you sure didn't notice last night..
It was porn. That's a totally different story.
 
Can you get pregnant from swallowing jizz?
 
johnford said:
Can you get pregnant from swallowing jizz?
No, but it makes for an interesting stomach pump. Just ask Rod Stewart.
 
do you answer questions not related to sex and pregnancy ;)
 
EnglishRose said:
do you answer questions not related to sex and pregnancy ;)
Of course. As you well know, ER, I have knowledge in a great many of fields. Most prominently in Anime, but also Pro Wrestling, Science Fiction, and many other topics. It's just that Sex and Pregnancy is foremost on the mind of posters here at TK. ;)
 
Rommie, why are chocolate-covered OREOs so damned good but I only have the constitution to just eat ONE?
 
Kerb Crawler said:
Rommie, why are chocolate-covered OREOs so damned good but I only have the constitution to just eat ONE?
Personally I like the White Chocolate covered ones, but I think your conscience is saying 'Too much of anything, even chocolate-covered OREOs aren't necessarily a good thing'. Savor the flavor, and pace yourself on the OREOs. ;)
 
Come now, don't forget about Rommie.
 
Rommie, do you think Jeff Hardy will ever go back to the WWE?
 
Miranda said:
Rommie, do you think Jeff Hardy will ever go back to the WWE?
With his alleged drug problems, I do not think that he'll go back to the WWE unless he's offered a lucrative contract. It took massive fan support to bring Matt back to the WWE, and they screwed his return by bringing real life issues to the table. Hopefully he'll be able to do better on Smackdown!.

Jeff is having much better opportunities on NWA TNA Wrestling. He's held the NWA Title there, and has massive fan support. When you're main eventing in one promotion, and you were just a gimmick in another, which one would you stick with? :)
 
Yeah, but I don't like TNA. The wrestlers over there are goobers, and everytime I go to watch it Jeff is never on!:(
 
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