Inhumans

[The Tomtrek]

What's the point of the moon rover subplot? Why are they doing the "I don't believe your crazy theories, maverick scientist!" thing when they live in the MCU and know that Thor literally exists?

Also there was a gigantic alien invasion of New York.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You mean The Incident.

 

[Loktar]

I hope your DVR breaks and sets itself on fire.

No such luck. I watched it.

Maximus is a human without powers? I thought Maximus had mind control powers or something.

 

[Brickvader]

No such luck. I watched it.

Maximus is a human without powers? I thought Maximus had mind control powers or something.

Well hopefully it happens next week.

 

[Loktar]

Well hopefully it happens next week.

You getting anal/genital warts seems more likely to happen.

 

[Brickvader]

I have no intention of sleeping with you if that's what you mean!

 

[Dershocka]

Oy.

Where the hell is S.H.I.E..L.D in all these shenanigans? So many illogical things happening. Yeah, at this point you'd think anything resembling weird shit would be immediately be taken seriously in the MCU. But, much like the netflix stuff, any, and all otherworldly shenanigans is dismissed, or outright ignored.

The completely inept manner in which police handled the asskicker in weird clothes that teleported out of nowhere, beat up numerous guys, took off his cuffs, and blew away a copcar with a sigh... That was just the main gripe. I lost what little interest I still had by then.

Ugh, yeah I can see why critics shit all over this. And, yeah pretty much all the characters are huge pricks. I guess their time on earth will teach them to be decent people. (Like Thor) Fuck, the whole pilot was pretty much the plot of the first Thor movie, complete with lady scientist investigating the weird shit. Except y'know S.H.I.E.L.D. actually fucking shows up too. 10 years, and 35 fucking weird ass events later (including other Inhumans!) and nobody, but one bitch pays attention to this one. They could've just removed the horseshit with the scientist, and put some kind of government agency on the prowl subplot in its place. That would've made sense at least.

And, how in the blue hell did Maximus hire, and pay for inhuman hunting mercenaries, with moonrocks?

Maybe the second episode will be better.

 

[whisky]

I thought the mercenaries were inhumans from the mine, with no powers they could fit in on earth better.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is S.H.I.E.L.D. actually still running after a LMD Daisy shot Talbot in the head and Coulson was taken into space?

Maybe Maximus really does have his powers and he's just lying to get the non-powered to support him.

 

[Loktar]

I have no intention of sleeping with you if that's what you mean!

I'd sooner sleep with Blackfoot's mom than you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lockjaw sure sleeps a lot!

Hey it's Desmond from Lost for some reason!

Second episdoe was still pretty shit.

 

[whisky]

I liked how the crooked prison kept setting black bolt up to be killed, and how the other prisoners wernt having any of it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The big guy should have been played by Hurley.

 

[whisky]

I don't think Hurley is as ethnically Hawaiian as everyone sympathetic seems to be in this.

 

[Loktar]

Lockjaw sure sleeps a lot!

He was sedated by Maximus to prevent him from teleporting Crystal to Earth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And to help with the CGI budget.

 

[Brickvader]

I'd sooner sleep with Blackfoot's mom than you.

That just shows that you're mentally handicapped.

 

[Loktar]

And to help with the CGI budget.

I don't think its that much cheaper for a CGI sleeping dog versus a CGI awake dog.

 

[Brickvader]

I don't think its that much cheaper for a CGI sleeping dog versus a CGI awake dog.

Sure it is one of them is static.

 

[Brickvader]

Sure it is one of them is static.

Not that I know jack shit.