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Is now a good time for Post Your Favorite Stripper Stories !

  • Thread starter Thread starter Parallaxis
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Maybe I'm a grouch, but I'm over all this. Can we please jump the hump and move on?

That's cause you talk about this stuff everyday, its all new to us.
 
Then I finished by laundry, went home and continued assembling my home made nuclear device

Hey me too ! You wouldn't believe how many smoke detectors I had to take apart to get enough radioactive material to build my first breeder reactor.

[just kidding to the feds who watch this site, please don't start calling the site owners again]
 
Parallaxis said:
Hey me too ! You wouldn't believe how many smoke detectors I had to take apart to get enough radioactive material to build my first breeder reactor.

[just kidding to the feds who watch this site, please don't start calling the site owners again]


I got mine the old fashioned way - off the black market from an arms dealer from Belarus.

I traded a few strippers for it.
 
Shy said:
OMG this does not surprise me in the least! I really hope you didnt join in... *shudders* male strippers are nasty... not all them... there are some decent ones but a lot of them are just *shudders*

EWWWW NO! This one was nasty, nasty. Sweaty, stinky, nasty.
 
LAME STORY ALERT

I knew a waitress at Denny's who used to strip. She said she stopped because she was getting too irresponsible with money, e.g; "Ooops I just spent $300 on drugs oh well that's okay I'll just make it back tonight." After working at Denny's for a few months, she managed to land her semi-ultimate goal of working at Microsoft.

I learned from her that in WA state in 2000, to get an adult entertainer's license cost $100.
 
Wow its $400 here :(

I work north of TO where its $200.. I wanna get my TO license but I cant justify spending $400 when I want to retire from dancing soon anyway...

Good to know she got out of it though. Im getting bad with money latley as in 'oops I just spent $200 on a new pair of jeans but i can work tonight and make it back'

Im lucky and smart enough to have avoided the drugs in the buisness... I cant even stand the smell of weed never mind smoking it and everything else.. bleh I have seen what it does to a person.
 
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