Is Public Breast Feeding Okay?

[jack]

I think that as a response, all adult males who smoke should switch to using nasal snuff. Because, see, one of the really fun side effects of snuff is, it coagulates le snot in le nose and turns it the color of poo.

Then, when we go into restaurants, we can reach up into the schnozz and pull out rust-colored booger battleships right in front of everybody, and eat 'em.

Like public suckling, it's "not indecent". And, like public suckling, it's perfectly natural. It's just also, like public suckling, utterly, appetite-killingly off-putting.

And we won't give a shit about anybody else in the public space, either, then we'll act offended when that selfish, entitled attitude annoys others.

So! Is public booger-eating okay?

Only when you don't get caught.

 

[Dr Dave]

headvoid your first mistake was getting into a discussion with The Saint.

 

[Cassie]

THE SAINT IS BREASTFEEDING ME IN PUBLIC RIGHT NOW

 

[jack]

I'd pay to see that.

 

['Gear]

headvoid your first mistake was getting into a discussion with The Saint.

From where I'm sitting, it seemed like the other way around.

 

[The Question]

So, let me get this right:

1. You are adding extra crap substance to your nasal cavity (which is designed as a filter for all sorts of crap in the air)
2. You are then bypassing the natural filter process by picking it out.
3. You then proceed to eat the crap that your body naturally filters out, thereby ingesting something you were not supposed to ingest.

You are comparing this to an infant being fed via an organ specifically designed to feed a baby?

Really struggling with the comparison. Your tit hatred is beginning to show. You were bottle fed I take it?

Everybody loves tits, including me. I just don't go for bodily excretions in the public areas of restaurants. Kills the appetite. Could be breastfeeding, could be somebody vomiting on their tablemate, could be somebody pissing in the corner bin or hopping up on the table and shitting in their tray.

The dining area is where things go into the body, not where things come out of the body. Most people get the hang of that before age 5.

Don't excrete where we eat. Golden rule. There it is, slap-bang, it's on the books.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The world can suck my tit today.

 

[jack]

You have moobs or implants?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The world can line up to that window over there and find out...

 

[Love Child]

*lines up

 

[headvoid]

The Saint is worth every penny of the admission fee.

It's a bit like paying to see the bearded lady. I always come away with a big smile on my face and with the feeling of money well spent.