Is there any hope?

[CaptainWacky]

Is there a secret I don't know?

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Debatable.

Yes.

 

[headvoid]

There is always hope.

Sorry, obvious quote, but I felt it needed to be said. If it helps you at all I was feeling Danish when I said it (is he danish? I forget)

 

[Loktar]

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[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[Cassie]

There are lots of secrets.

 

[Cock]

If you look closely at the box your aluminum foil came in, you'll see that there are tabs on each end that can be depressed. These tabs serve to hold the roll in the box, so it doesn't pop out while you're pulling your sheet of foil off.

I made this discovery at age 42, and my life has never been the same.

 

[Cassie]

O M G! It's true!

 

[Cock]

I would never lie, Cassie. I use my powers ONLY for good.

 

[I am Dan Brown]

If you look closely at the box your aluminum foil came in, you'll see that there are tabs on each end that can be depressed. These tabs serve to hold the roll in the box, so it doesn't pop out while you're pulling your sheet of foil off.

This is a game changer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No one replied "just a fool's hope."

 

[Love Child]

But it brought Dan Brown. So there is Hope!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can't bring myself to depress the tabs. I want them to be happy.

 

[Love Child]

Foiled!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Some days I have hope. The other days are the reason batter-fried foods exist.

(I JUST THOUGHT THIS UP IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE SHITTY FACEBOOK GREETING CARD THINGS)

 

[Cock]

What do you eat when you have hope? Curry?

 

[curiousa2z]

for revealing the secret about the foil tabs I will forgive you for being a pedantic ass about the HANDmaiden.

 

[Cock]

Lol. Ok then. How about a shield job?

 

[Cock]

I'm offering, not requesting, btw.

 

[starguard]

I have heard of this foil tab thing, but always thought it to be a myth. Only now, have I learned the truth!