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Is "Torchwood" any good?

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Worth illegally downloading from my torrent site of choice?
 
No, it sucks.
 
pourquoi?
 
Depends if you like really depressing shows starring crap actors with plots that have little or no sence, and adult drama being represented by swearing and same sex kissing.
 
OH NO ANOTHER PIZZA GIRL JUST WALKED INTO OUR TOP SECRET BASE THROUGH ONE OF THE MANY ENTRANCES!
 
It's trying to be clever and grown up, but it comes off as tacky and crass.
 
TRY FOR YOURSELF THOUGH WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT SUIT YOUR "NOT CLICKING THREADS WACKY STARTS SPECIFICALLY FOR ME" NEEDS.
 
The Cyberwoman episode sucked a length.
 
But she had big black tits.
 
They werent that big
 
They weren't that black either, at the end.
 
She reminded me of the girl in Grange Hill who used to say "Roland" a lot.

About the same level of acting skill

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That episode would have utterly rocked if Roland had turned up for no reason whatsoever, and said "Hi Torchwood! OMG!!! IT'S AN ANAGRAM OF 'Doctor Who!!!!' and disappeared UP JACK'S ARSE LOL BECAUSE HE'S GAY!!!!
 
Dont you mean Rolan?

There was never a d.
 
Just give Roland a pizza and he'll be able to get in.
 
As if it didn't have enough gayness already, this week's episode was about fairies.
 
FAIRIES WHO HUNT PEADOPHILES!
 
I thought tonight's was a bit better, actually.
 
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