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Ishcatittle molested me via PM!

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Henoch

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Is there no end to being sexually traumatized at TK!??:fear:
 
Henoch said:
Is there no end to being sexually traumatized at TK!??:fear:
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No. Because now you will get a sexually trauatized disease.
 
Mirah said:
No. Because now you will get a sexually trauatized disease.
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Why must you mock my pain??:(
 
Ack!
 
Molesting is just a college-boy word for one-sided fun.
 
I GROPED A GRAPE
 
AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT!!!! MWHOWHWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'M AN EVIL LITTLE TROLL AND I TOUCHED HENNY'S HEINDER!!!!
 
It's because he's a Mac user.
 
You said it, brah.
 
ISCH STOLE ALL MY SILVER SURFER PORN BY PM!
 
That man is evil. I suspect he will kill the prime minister of Malaysia soon.
 
Douglas Adams was a Mac user. He died.
 
Evidence of a Mac-born Ebola virus? My sources say yes.
 
My sources say "PLEASE LET US OUT OF HERE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

(My sources are a family of midgets I keep locked in a pit in the garden.)
 
Your sources have it much better than my sources.
 
I'm going to slaughter them in the morning. Humanely.
 
Well, at least they can thank you for that. My sources have all had their intestines surgically tied into knots so they'll eventually burst. I learned it from watching Hitler.
 
Hitler was cruel but fair. Unless you crossed him. NAZI CROSSED HIM, I should say! I don't know where I'm going with this. Time to deliver the little guys their last meal: this thread, printed out and shredded. bY HITLER!
 
They're so cute when they're that age. Too bad they will never get any older, not after tonight, at least. Let me ask you this one question, if you don't mind, where do you dispose of the bodies of your sources? My basement is starting to reek, but I'm afraid of drawing attention.

Answer on your downtime, no rush.
 
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