Ishcatittle molested me via PM!

[CaptainWacky]

I chop them up and send them in the post to South Africa. I'm surprised you haven't thought of it.

 

[Ishcabittle]

*slaps forehead*

Of course. One thing I had considered was the ol' hydro-chloric acid in the bathtub trick, but the smell is strong and the bathroom is right off the living room. My wife has complained about that before, and you don't want to piss of my wife.

 

[FBI parte due]

They're midgets. Nobody cares if you kill midgets.

Just dump them in the front yard. Your grass will thank you.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Did you know that if you hit a midget on the head with a mallot he turns into fourty gold coins? Fourty gold coin that you can go into town and spend on a goose for your goodly wife.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Also, if you throw a midget into a tub of hot water he makes Sleepy Time Tea!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Also, if you kick a midget in the balls he turns into eight squirrels and they run off into the forest...

 

[Ishcabittle]

But listen, if you lose a fight to a midget you become one. At the beginning of time there were like three midgets and now look, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. There's a lesson here, just walk away. Be the bigger man. LITERALLY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ADVICE TO LIVE BY. Unless you're sober.

 

[Ishcabittle]

In which case bugger all.

 

[FBI parte due]

But never bugger a midget. I TRIED ONEC. IT WASN'T PRETTY. (the midget, that is)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Also, if you kick a midget in the balls he turns into eight squirrels and they run off into the forest...

PHEW! For a moment I thought that said LICK a midget in the balls.

Dodged a bullet there!