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It will be my birthday soon.

TheArtist said:
The ideal age for a woman is half the man's age plus 7. And then subtract a year for each 10 million of the man's net worth.
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So lets see: 18+7=25. Now if I win $250 million, does that mean I should be looking to date/marry newborns and/or fetuses?

wtf?
 
There are reasonable limits, however, if you had the chance to raise a perfect women for yourself from birth, you would need at least 250 million, right?

The real equation needs some calculus in order to explain the rich old guy, young stripper (aka the Anna Nicole Smith equation), I would think its more of a parabola of wealth/age.
 
My birthday is soon too. Every year I ponder having a big blow out but I usually stay in and watch a movie or something. Wild years might see a bottle of wine. Maybe in a couple of years when I turn 35 I'll do something big.
 
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