It will never be January 13th 2017

[CaptainWacky]

I mean, come on. 2017. That's far in the future.

Go.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Seems falsifiable.

 

[Cassie]

WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You mean Hillary won't even get to be sworn in for the history books?

Bummer!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'll be literally "sworn in" by angry sailors.

 

[Loktar]

I mean, come on. 2017. That's far in the future.

Go.

And plus in the future January 13th 2017 will be renamed Trumpuary Wallteenth 2017 AD (America Dead after Russia Invades and or Nukes us)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well in the UK it will be named BREXIT YEAR ONE: HAIL BORIS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And so it is.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Better luck next (end of) time.

 

[The Question]

2017 AD (America Dead after Russia Invades and or Nukes us)

Wouldn't that be 2017 ADRIAN?

YO, ADRIAAAAAAAAN

 

[CaptainWacky]

Better luck next (end of) time.

Just going to die.

 

[Loktar]

Just going to die.

....in 60 to 70 years. And even then you won't really die because by then they'll figure out how to upload our consciousness into robot bodies. And shortly after we'll discover that was our robot overlord's plan all along and they will have won the war. Bye bye human race.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want my brain in a robot body and also my brain is kept young by special brain fluid like in Futurama I guess.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just like NIXON and that king guy with the lobster robot body in last year's Doctor Who Christmas special.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You remembered more about that than me!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's the only Doctor Who episode I've watched start to finish! More than once!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should watch the one where he fights Jedward.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But I would root for Jedward to win.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'd find a way to return Jedward to one body and they would finally be at peace.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And bi!