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It will never be May 3rd 2019

The only people left will be me, Eggs, Cassie and Aquehonga, who we won't be able to Daycare again because Menty messed up our admin permissions when he once tried to log in drunk in 2017 (he also deleted his TK bookmark that day.) Most of my posts will be "COME BACK, SUSIE!" in the Susie Thread Season 6 after she stopped posting in 2018.
 
Tomtrek will have moved to America to become "the world finest bra salesman" by 2019. He will have won an award for his "ultimate bra" (it's made out of metal.)
 
Maybe the tomtrek will invent a bra that I don't want to take off five minutes after I put it on :rwmad:
 
Fuddlemiff will make his final post on Christmas day 2017. It will read "STOP ASKING ME WHY I DON'T COME INTO CHAT ANYMORE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"

Ironically, Headvoid will make his last post on the same day. More cryptic than Fuddle's, it will read "the biscuits...they never stop..."
 
Dr_Dave lasts until 28th of June 2018 at which point he is elected new Anti-Pope of the FUCKLIC CHURCH. It makes sense at the time.
 
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