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It will never be May 3rd 2019

The is like the Six Feet Under finale, only we don't live as long.
 
FBI Parte Due never leaps home.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Most of my posts will be "COME BACK, SUSIE!" in the Susie Thread Season 6 after she stopped posting in 2018.
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Well that happened sooner than predicted. :(
 
By June 2017 The Saint's account will have become sentient and thrown him out. He will then have to log on as a dual and have endless arguments with his AI alter ego. Eventually he will realise that he has become the very thing he has fought against all his life - a troll that continually trolls himself.

The Saint's AI self will commit digital suicide, but the real Saint will be confused if he is human or machine and die in a horrific incident trying to feed his dick into a massive blade server in Santa Monica.
 
Gagh will be in prison for kicking Tony Blair's face off.
 
jack will be in a permenent vegetative state, and people will still be trying to drive him off the board.
 
But they will all be his alts.
 
This one's still true.
 
HARKLEY MIGHT FIX IT WITH A WHALE CORNEA SOMEHOW.
 
This one's still true.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Tomtrek will have moved to America to become "the world finest bra salesman" by 2019. He will have won an award for his "ultimate bra" (it's made out of metal.)
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This is true. The thought of having pancake and eggs delivered any time he wants will prove too much to resist.
 
You can stuff bras with pancakes and eggs.
 
They work better than tossed salad and scrambled eggs, for sure.
 
Frasier will be revived in 2019 but cancelled again when the dog mauls Niles.
 
I grew to hate that fussy show. Especially now that Kelsey Grammar is a big conservative.

David Hyde Pierce is still a genius and a great guy though (and gay).
 
I think everyone on the show was gay except Grammar so that he could have all the girls or something.
 
Not for Peter Mahew anyway.
 
I immediately regret this post
 
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