Its been x days since TKs last fake suicide

[Tisiphone]

LoL.

It was more of a rhetorical question, but okay.

 

[Grammour Boy]

To come once, and say we've had enough

With a bare bodkin, we try to rub some more

We draw blood instead of come this time

We must stop but we don't

We can't

 

[Cassie]

use some lotion next time dammit

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, I tend to stop before drawing blood.

OUCH!

 

[Cassie]

Yeah if you do it till you draw blood I think you got problems.

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah...either you just can't get off, or your PSYCHO!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hey, now... boys have feelings too, you know.

 

[whisky]

1 day since last TK fake suicide

 

[Cassie]

Can we survive another day without fake drama?

 

[FBI parte due]

NO YOU SLUT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've been dead before.

It's a lot like Jersey City.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm dead lol

 

[Cassie]

Where's my bow?

 

[Ishcabittle]

MAYBE HE IS DAED AND HE WAS DICTATING THAT'S HOW HE TYPED IT?

 

[headvoid]

I see dead peep holes

 

[Cassie]

THAT'S NOT A PEEP HOLE!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It'S A GOODTIEM HAD BY AL

 

[whisky]

2 days since last TK fake suicide

 

[Cassie]

OMG THE SUSPENCE IS KILLING ME

 

[Tisiphone]

I have killed myself.

I rubbed too much oil onto my wet, naked body and slipped off my silk sheets and broke my neck.