It's cold and I'm cranky!

[jack]

My kids collected every My Little Pony that ever came out. I have them in a big box in the cellar somewhere.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You keep your kids in a box in the cellar!?

 

[johnford]

I had a few of them as a kid but gave them to my neices a few years back.

 

[jack]

You keep your kids in a box in the cellar!?

Sure, isn't that what all parents do?

YOU MEAN............................................................

 

[johnford]

In todays standards that what every model parent does!

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO GIRL WOULD EVER GIVE HER MY LITTLE PONIES AWAY!

 

[johnford]

I did and because I wanted to pass them down to somebody as god forbid I don't have kids
besides I felt a little too old for My little Ponies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who was you favourite Transformer?

 

[Loktar]

Plus my parents neglected to teach me manners and such.

I got taught manners, but not social skills.

 

[johnford]

I got taught manners, but not social skills.

I got taught neither,you see my dad was a serial killer and my mom was a Japanese hooker!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Superstar Billy Graham

 

[Loktar]

I got taught neither,you see my dad was a serial killer and my mom was a Japanese hooker!

And they produced a retarded annoying shit like you.

 

[johnford]

and also produced a half wit like you as you only beginning to realize this but you are my half brother!

 

[Loktar]

*dies*

 

[johnford]

Thank you lord! You do exist!

 

[Loktar]

*resurrects*

 

[johnford]

Damn! hehe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wait, when did Loktar and JohnFord start hating each other?

 

[Loktar]

Wait, when did Loktar and JohnFord start hating each other?

The people at Lonaf got pissed at all my cybersex so I quit it and told jf we were through, and then he told me well the joke was on me because she was a he.

*pukes*

 

[Mentalist]

Somehow I like you MORE now, Loktar. Isn't that weird?