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Its my birthday in 5 days.

BlazerBoy said:
My mother wore go-go boots and a curly beehive wig in the 70's. :(

I love looking back at those of us who were fashionable in the '70s. I wore bell bottoms and halter tops, lots of fringe, pointed collars and such. We were all pot smokers back then so we actually liked the way we looked. Now I see those kids at Halloween dressing up like Hippies and all I can think is - "You've got it all wrong! No polyester or synthetic blends. Only cotton and leather."
 
Sort of. I'm having some friends over at my parents house, because they are going to Myrtle Beach for some conference for the weekend. I'll be drunk off my ass most of the day, probably, so don't expect me here. :D
 
I don't know yet whether or not my gf will be there, because its possible she may have to fly to Atlanta to visit a sick friend of ours. I'll have to be on my best behaviour elsewise, seeing as upwards of 3 of my ex-boy and girlfriends will be there Saturday, and I seem to have a weakness for getting banged by/banging my ex's. :D
 
You should have a sex gang bang with everyone on yer B-DAY! Just remember to take digital pics of the gang bang & show them to me.:)
 
Twenty-four. :(

I'm already well into my mid-twenties crises. I thrilled to be alive of course, but I am now almost a quarter of a century old. Its awful. :D
 
BlazerBoy said:
Twenty-four. :(

I'm already well into my mid-twenties crises. I thrilled to be alive of course, but I am now almost a quarter of a century old. Its awful. :D

Oh my yes, 24...i recall that age well. That pinnacle of OLDness, that age that is so ancient & decrepit that suicide is an obvious option! :shock:

GAWD! WTF are U talking about!??? 24 is so fuckin' YOUNG that you should be beaten' like the bad nubile pup that U R & then layed out upon a rock for me to IMpenetrate yer youthfull infant like ass with my massively IMpressive cock!

Ok then?
 
Henoch said:
24 is so fuckin' YOUNG that you should be beaten' like the bad nubile pup that U R & then layed out upon a rock for me to IMpenetrate yer youthfull infant like ass with my massively IMpressive cock!

Ok then?

I'm not sure whether to be asuaged or afraid. :D
 
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