It's the ask Daystrom anything thread!

[Daystrom]

Questions only please.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Nice to see you again.

Did you find you missed this place? And why return (or did you ever really leave)?

 

[Daystrom]

Yes I did leave and I'll be leaving again, but every once in a while I feel a need to remind myself why.

 

[I Love Cunt]

What is the reason behind the PM sent to Mirah Daystrom?

 

[Daystrom]

Just my sense of humor.

 

[Sarek]

You quoted me and still managed to spell my name wrong.

My faith in humanity is completely gone.

He's a monkey. It's a miracle he can spell at all.

 

[Lilac]

If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick out the seeds from a dill pickle?

 

[Daystrom]

About...30 minutes.

 

[RobL]

What happened between you and "The Call of Nature" ?

 

[Daystrom]

I forgot her birthday.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

What happened between you and "The Call of Nature" ?

Sit! Stop humping Day's leg, RobL.
And no, you can't be Day's BF. Go and ask Red - he's apparently in need of some relieve

 

[Daystrom]

######

Okay maybe I did bone your wife DarthSikle but that's no reason to spend 10 years following me around the internet calling me ###### now leave me alone.

 

[RobL]

I forgot her birthday.

Women can be so fickle sometimes...........

Sit! Stop humping Day's leg, RobL.
And no, you can't be Day's BF. Go and ask Red - he's apparently in need of some relieve

You know how much I love a man who can cook. And we both know that ain't Red................

 

[whisky]

Do you think a white guy can say ###### like a black guy does and not have it be a racist thing?

Quentin Tarrentino says it all the time, but Samuel L Jackson is his biggest fan.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

You know how much I love a man who can cook. And we both know that ain't Red................

LOL good point, Rob. And an nice return.
That's why I like trolling you - you have brains enough to make it both entertaining and a challenge (contrary to Red whos attempts at trolling are just challenging me to fight a desperate urge to fall asleep)

 

[Red Whacker]

...contrary to Red whos attempts at trolling are just challenging me to fight a desperate urge to fall asleep...

... or commit suicide.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

Do you think a white guy can say ###### like a black guy does and not have it be a racist thing?

That's indeed a valid point. I suppose like so many things it always depends on the situation and the persons concerned. Still, you wouldn't catch me dead using the N-word or any other racist remark. If I want to insult someone, I use something personal, not a generalizing stereotype that is likely to hurt some harmless person (or group) not inolved in the disagreement. When quarreling, I prefer the rapier over a Pershing. It's a matter of style and efficiency.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I've had a few black friends, and NIGGA, NIGRA and words like that fly a lot easier...

 

[Daystrom]

Do you think a white guy can say ###### like a black guy does and not have it be a racist thing?

Quentin Tarrentino says it all the time, but Samuel L Jackson is his biggest fan.

It depends on the person actually. Eminem could probably get away with it but Richie Cunningham probably couldn't.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Are you the one who turned Barcode into a lesbian?