It's time for Cassie to fellate...

[The Question]

...some lucky random TKer. That's right, people, I'm talking raffle.

 

[Lilac]

Unfortunately, she'll end up fellating one of the ladies.

 

[The Question]

Ya can't fellate a lady, for reasons that ought to be self-evident.

 

[Lilac]

Does that mean you've removed the ladies from the raffle?
SEXIST CHAUVINISTIC PIG!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Actually you can, if she's wearing the right equipment.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Cassie has not posted in this thread.

 

[Tisiphone]

Maybe she has and you just don't see her!

 

[Grammour Boy]

Cloaked Cassie!!

 

[Henoch]

Maybe Cassie is practicin' for the raffle & will be along later?

 

[Cassie]

!

 

[Gagh]

HELLO. MY NAME IS DOUGLAS.

 

[Loktar]

...some lucky random TKer. That's right, people, I'm talking raffle.

Woot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

As a feminist, I find this offensive.

 

[Loktar]

Yeah it is offensive. Unless of course I win the raffle then it will be pleasurable.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I will pray for you.

 

[Loktar]

I'll pray for mercy.

 

[Ishcabittle]

pray for donuts, IMHO.

 

[Loktar]

I'm praying for pizza.

 

[The Question]

Actually you can, if she's wearing the right equipment.

I'm a purist -- a strap-on is not a cock, just a cheap approximation thereof. So she might could play with it, but it wouldn't be real fellatio, any more than she could perform fellatio on a cock-shaped lollipop.

 

[The Question]

As a feminist, I find this offensive.

As a nuclear kung-fu monkey lord, I find pistachios offensive.