Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Neighbor lady wantin' the sausage? That's a marryin'.
LOL.
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Neighbor lady wantin' the sausage? That's a marryin'.
I've made up some really convincing lies about my childhood. Never told the truth about it, even to people who knew me during the latter part of it.
Never figured it would matter. And the truth is, it basically still doesn't. Nobody who knows me outside of the physical world is going to give a shit. A few people do know me from the real world, but even to them, it's next to trivial.
At this point, I don't even know why I should bother to post this thread instead of just hit Command+A and delete the whole damn thing.
I guess I'll just play it off like it was a joke tomorrow when I wake up and see that somebody has replied to it. Fact is... at this late stage of the game, it really is irrelevant, except for this... could I have been a somebody? Could I have been a contender?
No. I never could have. I was getting hit by 50 kiloton nukes right out of the womb. I had no chance. But I fought anyway, because that's all I know how to do. It's my foundational instinct. I guess maybe the gods decided to show me that doesn't really matter.
Well enough. Guess I've seen it for myself now.
Okay. . .I'll fess up to some home truths I've kept hidden for years: I made Voodoo dolls of each and every one of you. Did you feel that? Heh.
Okay. . .I'll fess up to some home truths I've kept hidden for years: I made Voodoo dolls of each and every one of you. Did you feel that? Heh.
I fucked your refrigerator. It's true. Opened the door as wide as it would go and stuck my erect cock right in there.
You're right, i don't even know you but i could tell right away that you were a sexually abused child, a child that had brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, cousins and yes, even your own parents have partaken in the sexual abuse that you went through as a child. I know that you are probably a very fucked up person because of this abuse and i'm sorry for what you had to go through, i at least hope that some of the abuse was enjoyable for you, such as getting to bang a hot female cousin, i have done that myself and it was a very pleasurable experience for me i must admit.
It's true, though, I was pretty badly abused when I was a kid. Really severe beatings, the usual. No biggie.
It's big, very big.
That's pretty hard to deal with when you're 9 years old.
Fuck that. Me too. And I'm fine. Sort of.
Like I said, it's big. Your formative years: a nightmare of abuse. We all have something in our past that sucked like a Hoover vacuum cleaner, but you got it in spades. Maybe I'll stalk you and give you a nice squeezey hug.
Everybodys still laughing at you.