Two...?
Yep, I'd have mashed potatoes all over my lap if you wore those and sat next to me.
This is just what I need for family dinner tomorrow.
Im getting you a pair for xmas :bigass:
Too little too late there Fake Eloisel.
If you really want to impress people, accurately predict the efficacy of your thread in the first post instead of trying to bend the fact that people bothered to mock you to your advantage.
That way you don't look like you're full of shit again.