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Jack, dearest and nearest to my heart
- Thread starter eloisel
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eloisel
Forever Empress E
Exactly.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
E, because of the build up, and count down. K?
eloisel
Forever Empress E
What were you hoping for?
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
did you know that Eloisel is a vegetarian? weird
jack
The Legendary Troll King
She claims a lot of things. I think she's just an old lonely cat lady who gets a little release talking about the life she wishes she had to strangers she wishes cared about her.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
I don't know. Something worthy of a count down.
Love Child
One Love
They used to have cookie awards or something. That was before my time.
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
apparently the 'big revelation' is that Eloisel has left forever (again) because we've made the board too horrible for her.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
I noticed. It's like tK is doing its death dance and is still rattling long after the good humor has been eaten, leaving us nothing but popsicle sticks. Ever make a bird house? Or worse, a stupid crayon basket you can pass off as a purse? Or a puke bucket?
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
TY!
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
I have a cabinet above my toilet. Sometimes when I have to take a piss I'll pull my boxers to the side and drop my cock out the leg hole. Then I get into a widish stance with one hand up on the top corner of the cabinet and the other hanging at my side. Then I let rip full stream into the center of the water. You see, if you hit the center of the water it has a deeper sound then the edge. That way it sounds like you have a bigger cock then if you piss in the shallows.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
QOTW