Jack? Why Steve Bissette haven't confronted me yet?

[SaintLucifer]

So this is why Steve hates you, Jack? What happened to all that money Steve and the other posters sent you?

Ahhh, the nigger bitch has posted. Whenever I see you post, this is what flows through my great mind:

Spoiler

 

[Tyrant]

Ahhh, the nigger bitch has posted. Whenever I see you post, this is what flows through my great mind:

Spoiler

Ha! Something Canada would be too pussy to do.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Ha! Something Canada would be too pussy to do.

Actually you are 100% correct this time. I, personally, would NOT be too pussy to do.

 

[Tyrant]

Actually you are 100% correct this time. I, personally, would NOT be too pussy to do.

Prove it!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Prove it!

I need to gain power for my Fascist Party of Canada first.

 

[jack]

So this is why Steve hates you, Jack? What happened to all that money Steve and the other posters sent you?

Steve and I are going to Burlington tomorrow night to see Bill Cosby together. I'll ask him why he hates me then.

And you know, with all that money that Steve and the other posters gave me, (I think I was able to buy a very expensive dinner with the donations Kletz made, alone) I was able to quit my job and just laugh at you all by posting on the internets 24/7. We're even using some of that money to go to the Cosby show. I think I'll use some of it to buy some expensive dope too! I'm sure glad that those donations which I diverted made me wealthy beyond my wildest imagination and gave me the lifestyle I so deserve. I have so much money from those donations, why I'm just bored.

So, THANKS!!!!

 

[jack]

Since you seem to know so much about these donations, care to tell me how much I got?

 

[jack]

oh and useless plastic objects. I buy them daily, using that money.

 

[jack]

So much money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jack]

im rich forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!who knew you could become wealthy beyond all imagination off the generosity of strangers who think they're just paying a few dollars a month for server space!

 

[Lilac]

Off to buy a new drum set, Jack?

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I have so much money from those donations, why I'm just bored.

The "donations" are what Vap calls his illegal dog vitamin sales, which apparently brought in enough cash to buy a dinner at Red Lobster.

 

[jack]

That was you cleaning the toilets at the Shelburne Red Lobster, Hunchie? OMG

The special really produces some Cleveland Steamers from the patrons, eh?

 

[jack]

You pronounce that "pah TRONE"

accent on the second syllable.

 

[Lilac]

Roll the r in patron in the back of the mouth, too.

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Lilac]

Of course, that'd be the feminine pronounciation. For the masculine, the 'on' makes a nasal 'oh' sound. More rounded 'o'.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

That was you cleaning the toilets at the Shelburne Red Lobster, Hunchie?

No, but I think you're on the right track, since urinal cleaning's one of a very few jobs you'd probably be good at. Septic Tank Diver would be another one.

 

[Lilac]

You wouldn't want to go to a restroom he maintains. He'd charge you a quarter to use it, and you wouldn't be able to pay.

 

[jack]

and there are holes in all of his stall walls. It's pretty disgusting