James - BB9

[CaptainWacky]

And he's NOT gay?

 

[Cassie]

If he is gay, he's in the closet. He was kissing Chelsea last night, maybe he's bi.

 

[headvoid]

I always warm to people who describe themselves as "insane and crazy." It really floats my boat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's gotta be bi. Or at least one of those people who doesn't put a label on it.

He definitely is into Chelsia though.

 

[Cassie]

Hello guests! YES WE ARE SAD THAT JAMES IS GETTING KICKED TONIGHT! I'll probably stop watching unless a miracle happens and he manages to dodge the retarded Team Christ bullet.

(I am not insane there are several guests viewing this thread, OK?)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Evicted.

 

[Cassie]

Shit.. I was hoping he'd somehow convince them to vote the chick out. I don't have any reason to watch it now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was he the only good one?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He as the only one left besides Sharon who wasn't in this ludicrous "Team Christ" alliance. He was considered an "evildoer" by the other nutjobs for not being a Bible thumper like them. So now there's nothing but dullards and crazies left in the house.

 

[Cassie]

Natalie is the most annoying twit EVER. I'm really surprised she hasn't tried to get evicted so she can stalk Matt in the jury house.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She has tits?

 

[Cassie]

Yeah she has big tits and crazy eyes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So Sheila is HoH. she met with everyone but Natalie and has nominated Adam and Sharon with the plan to backdoor Natalie. Everyone seems to be in agreement. YOWSA!

As long as Nat doesn't win POV, she's toast.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Natalie has huge tits and is a petit-sized person. She used to be a stripper, now she is a "bikini barrista" meaning she serves coffee in a thong.

She's high class. And she has the whole Jesus thing going. She's a catch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She should hook up with Dog the Bounty Hunter.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You've hit the nail on the head. She would probably roll over for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJB-_N4Q2Hs

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND SHE CAN SQUIRT TOO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh-9YmVync0

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's fucking sick!

 

[Cassie]

lol.. I'm crossing my fingers that JESUS doesn't listen to her prayers and maybe also sends a lightening bolt down on her head, not that it would make any difference.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's fucking sick!

I'm tellin ya. We've had a season this year that makes BBUK look like a prayer meeting. It's more like one of those Slavic versions in some country ending in -avia or -istan.