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JEREMY PAXMAN WILL HUNT MICHAELA STRACHAN TO PING HER BRA-STRAP

Gagh

Gagh

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BEFORE RIGHT SAID FRED LEVITATE BEFORE THE FORFAR ATHLETIC HOME FUNS, ONLY TO SUFFER BOXER-SHORT RASH IN FRONT OF JANA NOVOTNA.
 
Damn, that'll be the third time this week thats happened
 
AND MY PAX.
 
I'd forgotton all about Michaela Strachen.

THANKS GAGH.
 
FIRST SERVE TO PLAY DOUBLES ON MY BALLS ITS A PIECE OF COCK TO ROCK MY JOCK
 
GAGH WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SKY MANGEL TURNING INTO A SLUT?
 
I LIKE IT, AND THEN SOME. AS LONG AS WE GET SOME GRATUITOUS UNDERWEAR SHOTS, SHE CAN SLEEP WITH LOU FOR ALL I CARE!
 
LOL THEN THE RUSSIAN WALKS IN AND SAYS "WE DON'ST STAND FOR HIS IN RUSSIA!" AND GOES TO SHOOT SKY BUT THE BULLETS BOUNCE OFF HER TITS AND OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT INTO STEPH'S CANCER KILLING IT FOREVER.
 
IT'S ABOUT AS PLAUDIBLE AS TWIN SON PUTS TWIN BOTHER INTO COMA, PLANTS BOMB ON LEISURE FLIGHT CARRYING ONE-LEGGED FATHER, POSES AS OTHER TWIN AND ATTEMPTS TO KILL NUMEROUS PEOPLE INCLUDING OWN FATHER!
 
There's no way I can reply to that!
 
That's what is actually happening right now ;)
 
I, too, cannot think of anything cooler than Gagh's last all-caps post.
 
It's funny how Elle can't tell her TWIN BROTHERS apart. She deserves to die.
 
HASSELHOFF KICKED OFF PLANE AT HEATHROW FOR BEING PISSED!
 
WAS HE PISSED OR WAS HE JUST RESEARCHING A MOVIE WHERE HE PLAYS A GUY WHO'S KICKED OFF A PLANE FOR BEING PISSED?
 
NO HE WAS UTTERLY LASHED, AND SAID SOMETHING TO STAFF ABOUT HIS DIVORCE.
 
SAID SOMETHING TO THE STAFF ABOUT BOBBY LASHLEY, DID HE? WELL IN THAT CASE: WHOOPS THE NIPPLES TREES.
 
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