Jessica Simpson couldn't act her way out of a t-shirt!

[johnford]

But darn it all she looks pretty damn good in a bikini.

 

[The Question]

Man, I'd HELP the girl act her way out of that t-shirt. I think dousing it with cold, cold water would help...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not fan.

 

[RobL]

God was out of brains when her turn was up, so he gave her a double helping of breasts.

I'll watch them jiggle on TV and hope they fall out, but other than that, forget it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But she has a horseface, and the only reason it's not riddled with acne is a daily overdose of that P Diddy Skin Drug...

I bet she smells.

 

[FBI parte due]

She looks nice, except for her face.

When you look at it right, she looks like a crossdresser.

 

[johnford]

I didnt have her face in mind when posting this....

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, I agree she deserves no more attention than a naked model in Juggs magazine, since she has no talent or brains whatsoever.

 

[johnford]

I agree.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Juggs.

 

[Ishcabittle]

fabulous acting here...

 

[Ishcabittle]

arty JS...

 

[Ishcabittle]

at least her boobs are fo' realz.

 

[Buttons]

Are they? Her sister seems to be lacking.

 

[The Question]

^^Well, maybe that's why her sister is lacking. Jessica Simpson has discovered the ancient and terrible curse of boob-vampirism.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish Avil Lavigne would give her a 619.

 

[Buttons]

That's like 550 more than a 69!@

 

[CaptainWacky]

Exactly!