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JK ROWLING GETS CLEVER ANNOUNCING POTTER VII

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All In With The Nuts
Final 'Harry Potter' Title Announced

Dec 21, 11:38 AM (ET)
By HILLEL ITALIE

NEW YORK (AP) - We now have a title for Harry Potter VII. But if you want to find out for yourself, visit J.K. Rowling's Web site and play a little game of hangman.

Rowling's U.S. publisher, Scholastic Inc., released a brief statement Thursday announcing the name of the world's most anticipated children's book, the finale to her phenomenally popular fantasy series.

No publication date or other details were offered. Rowling is still working on the book, she explained on her Web site in an entry posted early Thursday.

"I'm now writing scenes that have been planned, in some cases, for a dozen years or even more," she wrote. "I don't think anyone who has not been in a similar situation can possibly know how this feels: I am alternately elated and overwrought. I both want, and don't want, to finish this book (don't worry, I will.)"

Meanwhile, she set up a test for her Potter fans.

If you go to jkrowling.com, click on the eraser and you will be taken to a room - you'll see a window, a door and a mirror.

In the mirror, you'll see a hallway. Click on the farthest doorknob and look for the Christmas tree. They click on the center of the door next to the mirror and a wreath appears. Then click on the top of the mirror and you'll see a garland.

Look for a cobweb next to the door. Click on it, and it will disappear. Now, look at the chimes in the window. Click on the second chime to the right, and hold it down. The chime will turn into the key, which opens the door. Click on the wrapped gift behind the door, then click on it again and figure out the title yourself by playing a game of hangman.

Or you can just take Scholastic's word for it: "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."
 
The scene where Hermione gets her tits out has been planned for over a decade!
 
SOURCES SAY IT IS BASED ON SOME HARRY/RON SLASHFIC POSTED 200 MILES OUTSIDE US TERRITORIAL WATERS.
 
DEAN THOMAS/SEAMUS FINNIGAN SLASH IS THE ONLY TRUE SLASH
 
CaptainWacky said:
The scene where Hermione gets her tits out has been planned for over a decade!

I'd pay to see that.
 
So would Neville.
 
So would SATAN
 
So would JK's NICE MILKERS.
 
SO THERE IT IS.
 
I WONDER IF HER FUCKING KIDS WERE MILKER-FED?
 
Or if she paid Carrie Fisher to ghost-milk them.
 
Then slapped Fisher and said "you disgust me, Leia."
 
And then ate her Cinnabun extensions and left crumbs on the universe.
 
THEN FUCKED UP HER LIFE ON DRUGS
 
THEN WROTE LOTS OF BITTER PROSE ABOUT IT IN BETWEEN JOKES FOR THE OSCARS LOL.
 
@-_-@
 
postcards from Edge and Christian
 
@(-_-)@

I left off the sides of her head earlier.. her brains were leaking out through the cinnamon buns.
 
^oops...Awkward moment!
 
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