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[CaptainWacky]

EEEEH I'M A PROPER GEEZER ME, ALRIGHT, DON'T YOU CROSS ME OR I'LL TALK ALL HARD, SUNSHINE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Engineered to come in fifth or sixth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've already forgotten which one he is since posting this thread.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm just watching the intros now -- I just assumed he was the old bald guy that they seem to trot out of mothballs every year and try and make us believe it's a different person each time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah he's the bald guy who was wearing make-up BUT HE'S AN 'ARDMAN, ALRIGHT?

 

[CaptainWacky]

So when he called Raph and Andrew "chum friends" he really wanted to say "bum chums", didn't he.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:lol One could assume. And he's just jealous he can't include his bum in their reindeer games.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That handshake was pretty threatening.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Evicted.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Do you know something?..." His preface to every answer to any question, to make it seem more important.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I couldn't look at the tv during his interview.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His badly tatooed eyeliner makes it impossible for anyone to take him seriously.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when he threatened to kill Arthur (remember Arthur?) at the start for asking if he was wearing make-up? Emma should have asked him again to see what he did.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It feels like Arthur was on last season at this point.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if Imran and Suhkvinder have brought about world peace yet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or if they've been deported.