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John James

Going on about "fucking hating" a girl isn't going to go down well with viewers, especially when she starts crying when she finds out about it (as happened last night.) Plus he's becoming best mates with Gollum...I mean, Govan.
 
He's being a bit of a dick today on live feed, to be honest (I know none of you will believe me blah blhagf.)
 
No I believe it. Someone that hot has the potential for incredible humility and incredible douchebaggery at the same time.

But he's really going to have to get naked soon if he wants to step up his game.
 
He's going way overboard, which makes me question his sincerity. I think he's contemplating his potential famewhoredom just as much as the girls, which is why he's protesting too much.

Normal people wouldn't get that bent out of shape over mere vanity. He's got other issues.

Down the list he goes with me...
 
I don't get it -- what's his real issue? I can see having an opinion, but why do they make him go all ape-shit?

He thought he had the spotlight all to himself, now he has to fight for it, so he's pouting.
 
I can usually figure out the motivations of why people do things even if its batshit crazy but I can't figure out his vitriol towards her. Yeah, she's a bit bitchy but he's taking it way out of proportion and attacking her for nothing. She reminds him of someone that has fucked him up before I guess.
 
Yeah, maybe he went to school with Beyoncé, but she was a conceited bitch and he tore up her non-personalised signed photo and now hates anyone who looks like her?
 
He loses it completely out of nowhere. It would be weird living with him, one minute everything would be normal the next he'd be all "FUCKING HELL, YOU CAN'T EAT MY SOCKS."
 
Well, as I posited last night in chat, I reckon all his anger issues are down to his dad dying. If that's the case, then I feel for him, but this really isn't the right place or time. I wonder if during the audition interviews he kept saying "fack off, i ain't fackin answerin that, FACK!" and a haughty producer lent into the room, pointed and said "Him! I want him my show!" as a Betty Suarez clone shuffled closely behind, jotting down his whims before turning them into reality. television.
 
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