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Joseph Gordon-Levitt is working his way through Wacky's top 100

I came across pictures of almost everyone on wacky's list.

But then my printer ran out of ink and I had to stop.
 
:rimshot:
 
Anne Hathaway.



Marion Cotillard.



Anna Kendrick.



Evan Rachel Wood.



Emily Blunt.



There's probably more.
 
Remember that time Wacky said JGL couldn't pull off Han Solo's raw sexuality? I think it was this week.
 
I wonder if he just takes them into the coatroom, lets them touch his penis, and then sends them on their way.

Yeah.
 
Wha-, NO Susan Boyle?!?!
 
I'm not convinced that it will turn out that this has all been one long episode of The Twilight Zone where JGL is the man who can use the power of wishes to control his destiny.

Because there's really no other explanation.
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HE'S SO DREAMY GOD DANGIT
 
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Michelle in that first frame? Cause damn.
 
He was in an episode of Murder She Wrote as "boy" so he's met Angela Lansbury. Which is more impressive than anything.
 
I don't think she's on the Wacky Hot One-Hundred (A MAJOR OVERSIGHT IMO).
 
She is the Honorary Ambassador of the Wacky One Hundred Society. She spreads the good word to other lands.
 
He really is one smug bastard.

Is he gay though? Gay guys get all the girls, fuckers
 
I WANT HIM TO BE. But he's probably not.

He plays a gay hustler pretty well, though (Mysterious Skin)
 
He's not gay. I have reverse gaydar.
 
He was at it again at the Oscars!

With Amy Adams and Charlize Theron.

 
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