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Julie Goodyear

CaptainWacky

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I want to smell dark matter
Will walk after a week or say something "harmlessly" racist.
 
No idea who this is.
 
Used to be in Coronation street, about 20 years ago.
 
If The Situation is in, she will probably try to touch him inappropriately.
 
It looks like she's done her research, so not quite the doddery old woman she first seems. Might be interesting on some level, but incidental to her celebrity status.
 
She won't stand for any shite.
 
So far she's talked about a multitude of subjects and had nothing nice to say about any of them.

"Cleanliness is next to godliness. Get a fookin bath!" she says, smoking.
 
If it gives you any insight into her character, when she left corronation street, she fully expected it to go to pieces without her.

And she once thought she could pull George Peppard.
 
It must be slightly less "grim up north" with her down here.

I've decided she's a morlock. The kitten ears don't fool me.
 
Russell Brand should be given right of reply.
 
You could tell it was her friend becaues it was making nosies. Normal seagulls don't do that.
 
What the fuck.
 
They should have verbal warnings before showing her dancing braless.
 
I was reacting to her marrying her stalker (who's 27 years younger than her) because he asked her to marry him every day for eleven years. But it seems to have worked for them!
 
It took her 11 years to find out he has a large penis?
 
If only he'd been a flasher/stalker.
 
Or a prince! (topical... I like it!)

Yeah, that is really weird. The perks of being a soapstar, huh?
 
Why is she going around asking the guys if they're being 'played' instead of asking the girls if they're being pestered by creepy sexists?
 
I wonder if she'd ever turn against Julian if she thought it would make her more popular.
 
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