Jumt Teh Shark Thread

[The Dork Lord]

In the begining, there was the shark...

5 seasons later, Fonzie jumped it, and it was good.

:jts:

 

[The Dork Lord]

All sharks are created equal, but sooner or later we all jump alone.

:jts:

 

[The Dork Lord]

This is my Fonzie. There are many like it, but this one jumps sharks.

:jts:

 

[The Dork Lord]

Shark: Dr, sometimes when he's jumping me, it's like he's not even THERE.

Fonzie: I do all the work!

:jts:

 

[The Dork Lord]

Every shark has a jump
Just like every town has a dump
Just like every email has a penis pump
Every shark has a jump

:jts:

 

[The Dork Lord]

Of all the sharks in all the seas, Fonzie jumped mine.

:jts:

 

[Jack's Dad]

Shut the fuck up Pickle.

 

[Hero1000]

This meme is so fucking tired.

 

[Gagh]

This user account is so tired and overused. I wonder when the owner will wake up, remember to put his brain in, and try to find some original ideas before his 2,057th consecutive day of jack dancing?

 

[Jack's Dad]

I'm sorry were you trying to say something?

 

[Hero1000]

This user account is so tired and overused. I wonder when the owner will wake up, remember to put his brain in, and try to find some original ideas before his 2,057th consecutive day of jack dancing?

Why are you being mean to me?

 

[Gagh]

Why are you being mean to me?

Because you're a hackneyed, talentless, one-note broken record with a disturbing fixation on a tubby, balding 50-somthing year old man you'll never meet.

You're being mean to yourself by merely waking up everyday.

 

[Gagh]

I'm sorry were you trying to say something?

To you? Seeing as you're probably the same guy with one of a billion accounts, how about I keep it short? Fuck off & die, you insanely dreary bag of spanners.

 

[Jack's Dad]

I bet you sounded just like Simon Cowell when you say that.

 

[Gagh]

If that's what you get your rocks off to, keep on imagining.

 

[Jack's Dad]

Are you having a bad day today Gagh? Is that why your cranky?

 

[Hero1000]

Because you're a hackneyed, talentless, one-note broken record with a disturbing fixation on a tubby, balding 50-somthing year old man you'll never meet.

Link?

 

[Gagh]

Link?

Sure. Here you go.

 

[Jack's Dad]

Gagh can we be friends?

 

[Hero1000]

Sure. Here you go.

uh...

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

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