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Jumt Teh Shark Thread

The Dork Lord

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
In the begining, there was the shark...

5 seasons later, Fonzie jumped it, and it was good.

:jts:
 
All sharks are created equal, but sooner or later we all jump alone.

:jts:
 
This is my Fonzie. There are many like it, but this one jumps sharks.

:jts:
 
Shark: Dr, sometimes when he's jumping me, it's like he's not even THERE.

Fonzie: I do all the work!

:jts:
 
Every shark has a jump
Just like every town has a dump
Just like every email has a penis pump
Every shark has a jump

:jts:
 
Of all the sharks in all the seas, Fonzie jumped mine.

:jts:
 
Shut the fuck up Pickle.
 
This meme is so fucking tired.
 
I'm sorry were you trying to say something?
 
Hero1000 said:
Why are you being mean to me?
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Because you're a hackneyed, talentless, one-note broken record with a disturbing fixation on a tubby, balding 50-somthing year old man you'll never meet.

You're being mean to yourself by merely waking up everyday.
 
Jack's Dad said:
I'm sorry were you trying to say something?
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To you? Seeing as you're probably the same guy with one of a billion accounts, how about I keep it short? Fuck off & die, you insanely dreary bag of spanners.
 
I bet you sounded just like Simon Cowell when you say that.
 
If that's what you get your rocks off to, keep on imagining.
 
Are you having a bad day today Gagh? Is that why your cranky?
 
Gagh said:
Because you're a hackneyed, talentless, one-note broken record with a disturbing fixation on a tubby, balding 50-somthing year old man you'll never meet.
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Link?
 
Gagh can we be friends?
 
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