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eloisel

eloisel

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I've lost so much weight the winter clothes I had last year no longer fit in any form or fashion. So, since it was raining and cold (68 degrees in Texas in September is cold) when I got off work and went outside, I went to the store and bought a bunch of warm shirts and jackets. Yeah me.

Now, if only I could as easily put some real fireplaces in my house to take the damp chill out of the place, that would be awesome.


Think I'm going to go climb up in the bed under the new covers I bought last week and watch Netflix or Amazon Prime or Hulu Plus streamed via Roku to my TV in my bedroom. Cats are telepathically encouraging me to do so. They want to snuggle up on the new comforter too.
 
Now I'm warmed up and sitting here in my jammies at 7:12 on a Friday night.

Hmmmm..... when did I become my own grandma?

Screw this.

I may have to put my clothes back on and go out!
 
I went into my room to change. Saw the new comforter. Crawled up under it for just a minute.
Passed out. Woke up at 10 this morning. Now I must go out in this cold day and do stuff to make up for last night. At this stage, life is too short to waste time like I'm made out of the stuff.
 
Val I got 60 refusals in the last 36 hours that can teach you how to troll.
 
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you've lost me again, Attack Gnome. I don't get a word of that post

btw I wasn't trolling Eloisel - she did have a gastric band (unless she was lying)
 
sad. You're fucking dumb as a box of rocks.

To think I trusted you. :moves on:
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
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you've lost me again, Attack Gnome. I don't get a word of that post

btw I wasn't trolling Eloisel - she did have a gastric band (unless she was lying)
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Actually, when you were stalking me last year and you stole some of my personal information - again - off some other website that did not have permission to post it in the first place, but, as usual, my personal information seems to be open to every freak on the planet, such as yourself - you know that I had the gastric sleeve, not the band or bypass. I have told you that openly on this site, several times. And, yes, it did work. I have been off all the medications for diabetes, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol since the day of surgery. And, in addition to those primary benefits, I've lost weight. If you wish to troll me about daring to do what I needed to do to improve my health, then knock yourself out. You are still a chickenshit asshole and there isn't anything you can do to change that.
 
jesus calm down. I didn't know what the difference between a band and sleeve is - I'm not really up on bariatric surgery


you know what's funny? For the last year and a half Jack has made some of the most vicious, hurtful and horrific flames against Eloisel imaginable, and encouraged (even expected) his friends to go along with him. When I started being nice, or at least civil to her, or posrepping her, I was immediately reprimanded and berated for betraying the 'TKR cause' :nono:


now all of a sudden jack's back in love with El, everybody else is required to be extra special nice to her - one neg or flame against her and we immediately get reprimended and berated and... well you get the picture. Not surprised by this at all, just pointing out the:........

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(no doubt I just 'trolled' or 'pwned' myself with this post) wait for it 3....2....1....
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
jesus calm down. I didn't know what the difference between a band and sleeve is - I'm not really up on bariatric surgery


you know what's funny? For the last year and a half Jack has made some of the most vicious, hurtful and horrific flames against Eloisel imaginable, and encouraged (even expected) his friends to go along with him. When I started being nice, or at least civil to her, or posrepping her, I was immediately reprimanded and berated for betraying the 'TKR cause' :nono:


now all of a sudden jack's back in love with El, everybody else is required to be extra special nice to her - one neg or flame against her and we immediately get reprimended and berated and... well you get the picture. Not surprised by this at all, just pointing out the:........

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(no doubt I just 'trolled' or 'pwned' myself with this post) wait for it 3....2....1....
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Even funnier when you recall that you tried to get jack and eloisel back together, failed and then tried to take credit for it when they did make up and get back together.

DOUBLE PWNED BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
 
Loktar said:
Even funnier when you recall that you tried to get jack and eloisel back together, failed and then tried to take credit for it when they did make up and get back together.

DOUBLE PWNED BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
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if you think my game was to ever genuinely attempt to get jack and Eloisel 'back together' then you're even more dim than I thought, Lokstepper
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
if you think my game was to ever genuinely attempt to get jack and Eloisel 'back together' then you're even more dim than I thought, Lokstepper
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No, I never thought your attempt was genuine, I'm just having fun watching a little toady twist in the wind now that former enemies have become friends.

I may be a Lokstepper/coward/etc, but even I know: bitter old man jack+his younger friends, against crazy old woman eloisel=good funny. Younger friends, against an old man and old woman in love=sad, lame, not so good and funny.
 
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