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OnyxOverdrive:

I never stole nothing!
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Truthful statement.

What you stole was something.

Your apologies, however, are nothing as they are not genuine. You no sooner apologize than you revert to your previous asshole ways.

You can be happy though. I would never Rick Roll you.
 
eloisel said:
What was your game?

Do you not realize you are still playing mine?
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yes, the entire board was fooled by the troll - all of us. You and jack had not actually fallen out at all - you even helped him write the torture porn horror story didn't you? and the Saint was in on it too!


masterful.
 
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do you really think, jack, after knowing you for what, 8 years, that I will fall for the 'it was a troll all along' or 'I meant it all to happen just like it did' routine?

some of the new faces around here may be duped, but I've seen this so many countless times before it's virtually become cliche.

I mean, Christ, the other day you actually tried the 'legal threat' troll on me -'the bureau of ATF have your PI and they're coming to arrest you'...

Jesus wept :lol:
 
Wrong again. I thought you were a smart guy. Keep proving me wrong.

I'm also pretty sure Gagh warned us all clearly about leaving that shit at the door.

Hopefully you won't see his banhammer.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
do you really think, jack, after knowing you for what, 8 years, that I will fall for the 'it was a troll all along' or 'I meant it all to happen just like it did' routine?

some of the new faces around here may be duped, but I've seen this so many countless times before it's virtually become cliche.

I mean, Christ, the other day you actually tried the 'legal threat' troll on me -'the bureau of ATF have your PI and they're coming to arrest you'...

Jesus wept :lol:
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Topped only by your lame DLA threats.
 
I'm still trying to figure out what he's babbling about. I'm pretty sure he's an aspie.

At the very least, an ass.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
yes, the entire board was fooled by the troll - all of us. You and jack had not actually fallen out at all - you even helped him write the torture porn horror story didn't you? and the Saint was in on it too!


masterful.
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A. I don't write for chump change.
B. I don't write torture porn. I write legal documents, technical documents, other non-crime non-fiction, and science fiction mostly related to warping time, worm holes, black holes, time containment and time travel.
C. I am not a troll. I don't seek people out to harass them. I don't mess with their personal information unless I have the need to know to protect myself from them.
D. Jack and I were friends for many years before that crap started last year. It is not really that big a surprise that former friends can be friends again.
E. I found your part in that whole affair the most egregious.
F. My game with you is with you and you alone.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
I can't be bothered to google a pic of a puppet pig on strings, so you'll just have to imagine it
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I have a pretty good idea of what you look like. However, I don't consider you a puppet. I consider you a bitch, a double agent wannabe, someone to use as a courier for false information, and someone who enjoys putting their hands in shit in general. No matter how many times I tell you this, you still seem to think that I trust you and believe you to be a friend and confidante, that I just might possibly buy your crappy apologies, and that I consider you to be anything above a pile of steaming poo. To say I hate you is too strong a statement. What I feel for you is you owe me something and I will have satisfaction.
 
I consider him a puppet. And I'm sure there's someone out there that he's a little bitch for.
 
Right now he's enjoying some Donovan slurpee is my guess. He's also having a pm love fest with Ding!
 
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