Loktar
Pinata Whacker
LIAR! LIAR!
Is a movie starring Jim Carrey as a lawyer who is unable to lie after his son Max makes a birthday wish. And is not a quote from princess bride.
While your breasts are counted as among the perfect breasts of the world I can assure you it has been confirmed by the Census Bureau that there is indeed a shortage. You can find the relevant info at: www.omgwherearethegoodlookingtits.gov