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Kerry Katona: worst thing ever

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Not a question, merely a statement of fact.
 
buuuujp
 
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(Don't touch my gonads, my brain's in Iraq!)
 
I don't know what Kerry Katona is
 
GOOD
 
off to the googlenater
 
she has big tits
 
She looks like she's ready to eat the cameraman.
 
Kerry Jayne Elizabeth Katona (previously Kerry McFadden) (born 6th September 1980 in Warrington, UK) and now lives in Winwick, Warrington, she is a British television presenter and former pop singer with girl band Atomic Kitten. Prior to embarking on a pop career, she worked as a topless model. She later admitted to never have sung on any of the group's songs while she was a member.

Katona left Atomic Kitten in 2001 when she became pregnant, having enjoyed very limited success with ...
 
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Nice!
 
indeed
 
Look away, she is Satan in disguise.

Or just as dense as a house brick - one of the two, I struggle to decide.

Imagine a malfunctioning sexbot that looks great but there is a one in 5 chance your knob will be chopped off, you think the sexbot sex will be great, you want to dip your knob in it, but CRUNCH - it could be you.
 
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Now post Youtube links to those fucking Iceland adverts.
 
No way are they real. Though props to the surgeon.
 
She's married to a kangaroo or something.
 
It's a Wallaby. Get it right Wacky, she gets uppity
 
It brings her iceland products.
 
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