Kiernan Shipka Celebration

[CaptainWacky]

IT IS TIME to celebrate Kiernan Shipka with her OWN THREAD, starting with...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIERNAN SHIPKA (24)!

Please use this thread only to celebrate Kiernan Shipka only and do not celebrate any other celebrity OR denigrate Kiernan Shipka.

 

[Mirah]

I LOVE THE DARK HAIR WONDER WOMAN PINK OUTFIT ON HER SO MUCH! SHE IS KILLING IT! BEAUTIFUL!

 

[Cassie]

Happy birthday, Kiernan!

I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She had a good birthday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lazy update using one twitter account, why not.






She has the scrunchiest nose.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Christ.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIERNAN SHPKA (25)!

 

[Mirah]

She is perfect
25 is the perfect age (I mean I loved it)
Lucky lucky lucky!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's just been cancelled for killing a duck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

@Eggs Mayonnaise to go and pick it up!?

 

[Seph]

she a cutie badoopee.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

@Eggs Mayonnaise to go and pick it up!?

I bet it still smells like the GOVERNOR'S BALL

 

[Seph]

I'd like to wear her butt as a hat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet it still smells like the GOVERNOR'S BALL

What is the dirt on Timmy? He's worked with Kiki, Elle Fanning, Zendaya, Saoirse Ronan (who is married now, granted!) but he's dating Kylie Jenner? That ain't right.

 

[Seph]

His nickname is "The Human Tripod"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What is the dirt on Timmy? He's worked with Kiki, Elle Fanning, Zendaya, Saoirse Ronan (who is married now, granted!) but he's dating Kylie Jenner? That ain't right.

Yeah, that's when he lost me too. I worry. That family turns sane men into drooling laughing stocks...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe she's actually nice and I shouldn't judge by surnames, who knows!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Naaaaaw, they're all psycho lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I findally understand ASMR.