Kirk Norcoss

[CaptainWacky]

I can't express just how little interest I have in "TOWIE" people.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Stop saying "doughnut".

 

[CaptainWacky]

All the "TOWIE" thing have annoying catchphrases when they don't use organically.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

BIGTIME

 

[The Tomtrek]

Thick as pigshit. Shocking.

HE LITERALLY COULD NOT IDENTIFY AMERICA ON A MAP.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think even Andrew said "it's the one in the bottom left".

The really baffling one was South Africa. I mean, even if by some tragic lack of gorm you don't know where Africa is, you could still try putting the marker somewhere south of the equator, rather than somewhere so high up that it doesn't look like it could be the south of anything.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They should take away his suitcase and make him walk around naked 24/7, because it's all he has to offer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he literally doesn't know what "south" means. It's the only explanation.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I guess that could make sense, afterall, to him, the only way is Essex.

 

[CaptainWacky]

:rimshot:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was he actually wanking while talking to Georgia? Urgh.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think he had a quick tug before while talking to someone (might've been repeated on BotS?). I think I'd be less grossed out if he was doing it on purpose for attention, but it looks as though it's just what he'd do in his day to day life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Him and Frankie will go out on the rape together when it's over.

 

[The Tomtrek]

He flirts like a ten year old.

"YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY

DO YOU LIKE ME

YES/NO"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He asked her for a date when she was at her lowest ebb! (fair play!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure she'll stick to it when they're out of the house!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Kirk will go mad and end up raping Natalie and we won't know who to feel bad for.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should be chemically castrated.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Kirk is literal scum.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He literally hit her in the head with a paddle.